She took me to an auction,
All day it was a waste.
She asked about my artwork,
She said that I had no taste.
We then went back to my place,
I turned and saw her fall.
She passed out on my carpet,
She saw it on my wall.

It's my favorite painting, it's as tall at it is wide,
Hanging near my lime green love seat made of
naugehyde.
With duct tape on the side.

I've made up my mind, I love 'Dogs Playing Poker'
I hope that I'll find some more 'Dogs Playing Poker'
A Great Dane getting caught bluffing by a beagle
smoker
Collies raising pots, I love 'Dogs Playing Poker'

We went to a museum,
I thought that Van Gogh was nuts.
And in all of Picasso's paintings
People looked like halibuts.

The Sistine Chapel's ceiling's okay -- it ain't great
Nothing like a poodle drawing to an inside straight.
And losing to four eights.

I've made up my mind, I love 'Dogs Playing Poker'
I hope that I'll find some more 'Dogs Playing Poker'
A Great Dane getting caught bluffing by a beagle
smoker
Collies raising pots, I love 'Dogs Playing Poker'

Etruscan urns and Ming vases are nothing more than
jars
And I never saw Dutch masters hanging out in bars.
Or racing funny cars

I've made up my mind, I love 'Dogs Playing Poker'
I hope that I'll find some more 'Dogs Playing Poker'
A Great Dane getting caught bluffing by a beagle
smoker
Collies raising pots, I love 'Dogs Playing Poker'