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Song Parodies -> "Livin' La Vida Toka"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Toka"

Parody Written by:

Talia

The Lyrics

I'm in Brad Pipkow's kitchen
Sacks of sticky they line the walls
Mary Jane theres no resistin'
That girl's gonna make me fall

She is my new creation
No sticks when the joints rolled tight
I've got a new addiction
As long as I got a light

She'll make you take your bong but she wont provide a flame
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
and she sure fucks up your brain
Commmonn!

CHORUS:
Po Po hold it down
I'm livin' la vida toka
this shit sure ain't brown
Livin' la vida toka
Her buds have hairs of red
that when lit will make you choka
She will blow you out
Livin' la vida toka
I'm livin' la vida toka
I'm livin la Vida toka

Woke up and I'm still tipsy
I found myself at Brad's stairwell
He asked how much
Then he took my money
He musta gave me a real good deal

He always cleans the water
Fills your order the next day
Once you've bought a sack from him
You'll never go away
I'm in debt to Mary Jane

All day in O-Town
I'm livin' la vida toka
Brad don't mess around
Livin' la vida toka
Her buds are worth much bread
that when bought will make you broka
She will blow you out
Livin' la vida toka
I'm livin' la vida toka

She'll make you pawn your
Clothes off and go partially insane
She'll bring you to her hazy life
until no brain cells remain
You wont remember a damn thang
Commonn!

I'll never put it out
Cause I'm livin' la vida toka
She's what I'm all about
Livin' la vida toka
Her buds have hairs of red
that when lit will make you choka
she came from the ground
Livin' la vida toka

Blew a mushroom cloud
Livin La Vida Toka
Damn my dad'd be proud
Livin La vida Toka
Her buds have hairs of red
that when lit will make you choka
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida toka

Livin' la vida toka
Livin' la vida toka
Livin' la vida toka
Livin' la vida toka

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