Song Parodies -> "Cry and Pout"

Original Song Title:

"Move Right Out"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Cry and Pout"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Classic case of older sibling being jealous of a younger sibling and feeling out of place and unwanted once the little one comes along. The child's POV is meant to be in a 2-3 year old's perspective. Obviously a kid that young doesn't know some of these words (ie. clan, strain, etc like in the 3rd stanza) and cannot properly communicate their jealousy/anger through words but you get the idea. Enjoy, hopefully.

She wakes up in the morning light
Tries to hide the lack of sleep in her eyes
Holds a kid of teething weight
Holds the thing she knows I hate
Why should I convince myself
That he loves me and so does she?
Feels like I should stop this strain
But I just can't trust, not yet

Those toys are mine
Don't wanna share, not fine
I'm gonna cry and pout
Gonna keep my pride
Gonna be real snide
Gonna cry and pout nyah!

Mum I miss, anger's flamed
Baby bro is who I blame
When she touches him my heart just aches
Jealousy I just can't fake
Ignore me did you forget who I am?
Did you forget I'm part of your clan?
Hard to keep my hurt at bay
I just may refuse to stay

My mum is mine
Don't wanna share, not fine
I'm gonna cry and pout
Gonna keep my pride
Gonna be real snide
Gonna cry and pout nyah!

My mum is mine
Don't wanna share, not fine
I'm gonna cry and pout
Gonna keep my pride
Gonna be real snide
Gonna cry and pout nyah!

Oh my mummy I really care
She's all mine and she's not there
But I'm angry it just ain't right
To see her with baby bro tonight
Hear me howl!

My mum is mine
Little sibs should be a crime
I'm gonna cry and pout
Gonna keep my pride
Gonna be real snide
Gonna cry and pout!

My mum is mine
Share, not fine!
I'm gonna cry and pout
Gonna keep my pride
Gonna be real snide
Gonna cry and pout nyah!

***Piano outro****

Hope you liked! The pacing may be off, since this song was kind of difficult to parody. Here is the OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85ibkzenXFM

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Rob Arndt - October 23, 2015 - Report this comment

The little green monster gets 555 reassurances that he/she is loved!

Annie - October 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Thanks Rob :D

Jonathan - October 23, 2015 - Report this comment

nice work! and good job using a great lesser known Rick Astley tune! 455

Annie - October 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Thanks Jonathan :D I wanted to do one that no one had tackled yet!

Rob Arndt - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment

Annie, are you ever going to do a parody of RA's 'Never Gonna Give You Up?" I ask because I like that song!

Annie - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment

Probably :) I like that, Together Forever and basically every other RA song. He's still got massive talent, after all these years and looks great for someone who's almost 50.

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