My pet lizard left the tank last night,
He escaped without a trace.
He was always such a sneaky guy,
Now he's loose all over the place.

I looked for him in every room,
But he was nowhere to be found.
That little lizard's got some moves,
Now I'm searching all around.

Every time I think I've caught him,
He slips right out of sight.
My friends all think I'm crazy,
'Cause I'm hunting day and night.

And I wonder if he knows
Just how much he's stressing me.
Oh, where'd you go, my little lizard?
Come back to me.

I checked behind the curtains and under the couch,
Even in the kitchen sink.
He's probably laughing at me now,
As I’m starting to rethink.

Maybe he just wants some freedom,
A taste of the great outdoors.
But I'm worried 'bout his little life,
Out there with those big ol' paws.

Every time I think I've caught him,
He slips right out of sight.
My friends all think I'm crazy,
'Cause I'm hunting day and night.

And I wonder if he knows
Just how much he's stressing me.
Oh, where'd you go, my little lizard?
Come back to me.

I left out his favorite food,
Hoping he’d return.
But it’s been a week and still no sign,
I'm really getting concerned.

Maybe I should get a dog or a cat,
Something easier to find.
But I miss my scaly friend so much,
He’s always on my mind.

Every time I think I've caught him,
He slips right out of sight.
My friends all think I'm crazy,
'Cause I'm hunting day and night.

And I wonder if he knows
Just how much he's stressing me.
Oh, where'd you go, my little lizard?
Come back to me.

Oh, where'd you go, my little lizard?
Come back to me.