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Song Parodies -> "I Will Kick Your Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Now and Forever"

Original Performer:

Richard Marx

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Kick Your Ass"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Fernandez

The Lyrics

A parody about fighting against a school bully
Whenever I'm cornered,
From the taunts that echo in my head,
You bring forth the challenge,
When my patience hangs by a thread.
I find my way, but still you,
Fail to understand,
Now and forever,
I will kick your ass

Sometimes I just face you,
Too brave now for me to flee,
I'm holding my ground, dude,
With courage that's been given to me.
I'll stand up to show you,
In every way I can,
Now and forever,
I will kick your ass

Now I can ditch my worries,
And always be sure,
That I won't be pushed around anymore
If I'd only seen you were just
All talk, all this time... all this time...

*Cheesy acoustic guitar solo*

Until the day the playground's just a peaceful land
Now and forever,
I will kick your ass

Now and forever,
I will kick your ass

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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