E-coli fart, that's what I've caught,
I ate noodles in the pot,
I have a dollop on the bog,
But there's still the pain I've got;

I've got a wish or whatever,
Get Pot Noodle banned forever;

There's nowhere i'll go,
While having a poo,
I will be right here sat on the loo,
If tablets I take,
My wind may not break,
In the meantime I'm sat on the loo;

I took those tablets four times,
But they didn't work somehow,
I hear the hum my eyes fill with tears,
That I can't get off this now;

I've got a wish or whatever,
Get Pot Noodle banned forever;

There's nowhere i'll go,
While having a poo,
I will be right here sat on the loo,
Tablets I have taked,
But my wind still breaks,
I think I may not get off the loo;

GUITAR SOLO

I've got a wish or whatever,
Get Pot Noodle banned forever;

There's nowhere i'll go,
While having a poo,
I will be right here sat on the loo,
Tablets I have taked,
But my wind still breaks,
I think I may not get off the loo;