I recall the time where a rock band's one step closer
The word Lincoln was spelled very wrong
Something's crawling under my skin,
No place for my head,and I really hate this song

It's Linkin Park,they always love to fart
The song they sing is "In The End"
Someone tell those guys to shut up
I admit they're kinda eerie
And they're fond of their own fury
And I don't think they're really dumb enough
Why not

I cannot approve of this attraction
This concert's been interrupted and it makes me kinda mad
They sang Paulina Rubio's "Don't Say Goodbye"
An "In The End" reference that wasn't bad

It's Linkin Park,and they don't act like Bart
All the Simpsons are still unfair
Someone took Madonna into jail
She stole Don McLean's "American Pie"
Not "soon I gonna be a Jedi"
And those guys had really tried to blackmail
Her career

It's Linkin Park and every dog can bark
This rock band is so nasty too
What a crummy rock band I have seen
And I finally got an E-ticket
I will tell 'em where to stick it
And those guys aren't very clever,but they're mean
They rock...they rock