Song Parodies -> "Ready To Go (To Heaven)"

Original Song Title:

"Ready To Go"

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Original Performer:

"Ready To Go (To Heaven)"

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The Lyrics

This is not supposed to be funny, but even I can't read it with a straight face, cuz if I saw a girl singing this, I'd think she was cute for showing her enthusiasm in such a childish way ("babes in Christ" 1 Corinthians 3:1). But if you laugh at the MESSAGE, you better think about your future...

Ready to go
Ready to go

Was weird, in tears, too near and too far away,
He's dead, saw red, but He rose on the third day,
Convert, we're dirt,
Now I love the one we hurt

I was wack, I'm back, yeah I'm standing
On the rooftop shouting out
Baby I'm ready to go
I'm saved, I'm ready to go
Jesus Christ lives, shout it out

I'm off crack, I'm packed, yeah I'm standing
On the rooftop shouting
Baby I'm ready to go
I'm saved, I'm ready to go
Jesus Christ saves, shout it out, shout it out

We sin, often, just one is enough to swerve
If we (if we) believe (believe)
Won't get what we deserve
You're vain, deranged, there is nothing He can't change

I was wack, I'm back, yeah I'm standing
On the rooftop shouting out
Baby I'm ready to go
I'm saved, I'm ready to go
Jesus Christ lives, shout it out

I'm off crack, I'm packed, yeah I'm standing
On the rooftop shouting
Baby I'm ready to go
I'm saved, I'm ready to go
Jesus Christ saves, shout it out, shout it out

Ready to go

He's bruised, abused, still He loves the ones that
hurt Him hurt Him hurt Him hurt Him

I was wack, I'm back, yeah I'm standing
On the rooftop shouting out
Baby I'm ready to go
I'm saved, I'm ready to go
Jesus Christ lives, shout it out

I'm off crack, I'm packed, yeah I'm standing
On the rooftop shouting
Baby I'm ready to go
I'm saved, I'm ready to go
Jesus Christ saves, shout it out, shout it out

I am packed

Baby I'm ready to go
Baby I'm ready to go
Baby I'm ready to go
Baby I'm ready to go
Baby I'm ready to go
Baby I'm ready to go
Baby I'm ready to go
Baby I'm ready to go
Baby I'm ready to go

Life is short. Death is sure. Sin: the curse. Christ: the cure.

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