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Song Parodies -> "Take Me For What I Is"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Or Leave Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Take Me For What I Is"

Parody Written by:

Jacqueline Faerman

The Lyrics

Okay, my friend and I have a passion for the musical "Rent", and I decided to write a parody to the song "Take me or leave me". My friend liked it, i hope you do yo
Every single day
i walk down the hall
I hear people say "shorrrrty, your so small"
Ever since freshman year, people want me as their dear
Boys, girls
I cant help it baaaaaaaaaaaby

So be kind
And dont loose your miiiind
Just remember, that im your laaaaaaady

Take me for what i isssssssss
Who i have always beeeeeeeeen
And if you care at allll
Take me baby
Or she willl

A chica with a nerd
Can never date a punk
You expect me to be faitful,
but girlie im no monk

I want you quite alot
girls are BEGGING for your spot
You love the thrill of it to

So take care
You know ill be there
Stop whining "oh sweetie pie"
"are you still miiiiiiiiiine??"
(shut your mouth)

take me for what i issssssss
Who i have always beeeeeeen
and if you care at allll
take me baby
or she will

no way cant i be what i am
but girl.....
i look at you and damn!
dont cry
dont say you dont care
cause you know
your my snuggle bear!

your my snugglie-wuggly bear!
kiss pookie?

I think no

I look before i jump
i love letters, science and math
i do calculus in my head baby
not a bad path!

never stop
i go till its done
i hate stress
but your my moon and sun
what to do with all these problems baby?

so be sweet
cause this girl aint beat
you got someone HOT
dont think your not
the luckiest baby!

take me for what i isssss!
(a workaholic)
who i have always been
(an annoying worrywart)
and if you care at all
( a loser with problems)
take me baby, or she will

thats it!
i think im finally out!
im done!
wont be lured with that sexy pout

what is it about them?
cant live
with them or without them

take me for what i is
(take me for what i is)
who iiii have always
(who i have always been)
and if you care at all
(and if ya care ya better)
take me baby
(oh, take me,take me take me or leave me)
or she will!

guess im leaving!
i have her!

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MadameNoSkool - May 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I ' loves ' you, Porgy . . . don't let him . . .

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