So no one told you
What this episode would be.
It features Ross, Chandler,
And don't for get Joey.

And we won't know til
We meet the three girls.
Which of course is Monica Bing,
Phoebe and then Rachel, but

They'll be there for you,
It's the best show you'll see.
They'll be there for you,
8 PM, NBC.
They'll be there for you,
'Cause their contracts are new.

You clock says it's seven
The show begins at eight.
You saw the one with Brad Pitt,
Which was really great!
Chandler doesn't know how
To deal with bras.
In Las Vegas a drunken Rachel married
A drunken Ross, and

They'll be there for you,
Every how you doin'?
They'll be there for you,
A comedic sayin'.
They'll be there for you,
When there's nothing to do.

What in the world is Chandler?
Joey's a washed up actor.
Seems you're only one who knows,
What time they're airing.
You've got a situation.
It's a Friends show addiction.
Bringing it to your attention,
The producers want to hire you, yeah.

And just when their ratings were gonna veer.
You start watching them every day,
All week,
Al month,
And year after year.

They'll be there for you,
When you wanna go watch.
They'll be there for you,
Just you tune into FOX.
They'll be there for you,
When you turn on your tube.

They'll be there for you.
They'll be there for you.
They'll be there for you.
'Cause their contracts are new.