If you wanna choke on ecology
Please be my guest, I'm always here
If you wish to have never heard of me
I'm Bob Dylan, I'm Martin Clunes
And if you wanna drink my Budweiser
I'm Mark E Smith, I'm Patti Boyd
I'm Rob Brydon

You are the star today
A shining eclipse of moons tonight
Shining on you like a crazy diamond
Ecology
You're a load of mud

If you wanna choke on magic mushrooms
You'll suffocate. You'll would die
If you wanna stuff your teeth with Pepsi
I'm Britney Spears, I'm Leonard Cohen
I'm Robert Burns, I'm James Iha

You are the star this week
A shining eclipse of Wales tonight
Shining like a crazy diamond tomorrow
Ecology
You've choked on it
That's not very nice
That's not polite

If you want to go to bed tonight
Please be my guest, please welcome you
If you want to choke on ecology
Don't try that please, please avoid that
And if you want to follow me on Instagram
I'm Jo Whiley, I'm Stephen Stills
I'm Corey Taylor

You are the sun tonigh
A shining eclipse of Pepsi tonight
A shining eclipse of Coca Cola tomorrow
Ecology
Don't suffocate
Don't choke on it

Please be sure that I'm Fack Sabbath
I'm on Amiright, next to ChuckyG
If I want to Instagram tomorrow
I'm not sorry
I'm terrified

I'm not sorry
I'm terrified