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Song Parodies -> "Cutting off my P****"
Original Song Title:
"Losing my Religion"
(MP3)Original Performer:
REM
Parody Song Title:
"Cutting off my P****"
Parody Written by:
2LD4U
The Lyrics
This is a guy I know who is a devout Catholic and who felt that this would solve his masturbation problem.
Sitting there, I am doing it
Sitting. There I am doing it,
Doing it.
I know that I enjoyed it, I know that
I liked it a lot.
A lot.
I know that I enjoyed it, I know that
I really liked it a lot.
A lot.
But they told me it was a sin, they said it was a sin, they told me it was a sin.
A sin.
That's me in the bathroom. That's me with a jack-knife.
I'll cut off my P****.
I know that I just enjoyed it. I knew it was a sin. I knew that
I enjoyed it. I knew it was a sin.
I am sitting on the toilet, and now I am in pain,
I am sitting on the toilet, and now I am in pain.
Picture this:Hell is filled up with masturbators!
Hell is just filled up,
with them.
I knew that I enjoyed it.
I knew it was a sin.
I knew that I enjoyed it.
I knew it was a sin.
That's me on the stretcher. That's me with the bandage.
I cut off my P****.
They now think that I am crazy. They now think that I'm
Insane.
They now think that I am crazy.
They now think that I'm Insane.
I've said too much.
I thought that I was a Catholic.
I thought that I would not sin.
I thought that I was a Catholic.
I thought that-I-would-not-sin.
But now I am locked up, but now
I am locked up, but now I am locked up,
But now I am locked up.
(Repeat chorus until the end)
Sitting. There I am doing it,
Doing it.
I know that I enjoyed it, I know that
I liked it a lot.
A lot.
I know that I enjoyed it, I know that
I really liked it a lot.
A lot.
But they told me it was a sin, they said it was a sin, they told me it was a sin.
A sin.
That's me in the bathroom. That's me with a jack-knife.
I'll cut off my P****.
I know that I just enjoyed it. I knew it was a sin. I knew that
I enjoyed it. I knew it was a sin.
I am sitting on the toilet, and now I am in pain,
I am sitting on the toilet, and now I am in pain.
Picture this:Hell is filled up with masturbators!
Hell is just filled up,
with them.
I knew that I enjoyed it.
I knew it was a sin.
I knew that I enjoyed it.
I knew it was a sin.
That's me on the stretcher. That's me with the bandage.
I cut off my P****.
They now think that I am crazy. They now think that I'm
Insane.
They now think that I am crazy.
They now think that I'm Insane.
I've said too much.
I thought that I was a Catholic.
I thought that I would not sin.
I thought that I was a Catholic.
I thought that-I-would-not-sin.
But now I am locked up, but now
I am locked up, but now I am locked up,
But now I am locked up.
(Repeat chorus until the end)
Don't worry! This person really did NOT cut off his P*****!
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The Hell verse was hellishly funny.
Haha. A "whack-y" good parody. =) 5's.
I see that you will know longer commit very cheap sin. You know, 35 cents each time.
There was another religious group that actually did this; they were known as the Skoptsy and they used to live in Russia. Disturbing stuff.
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