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Song Parodies -> "Chewing On My Digits"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Chewing On My Digits"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

Ha, I just saw the contest for recording a parody of this song after I wrote this. Looks like I was too late, though. It's about a guy who didn't study for a test in school, so he starts eating himself to get out of it.
No test is bigger,
Is bigger than this,
I didn’t study.
The grades that they will send home
Will make my parents cry.
Oh no! I’m stressed too much.
I must get out.

That's me in the corner
That's me in my desk, bite!
I’m chewing on my finger.
Trying to bite my way through,
And I don't have much time to do it.
Oh no, it’s not enough.
I’ve not eaten enough.

I took a bite from my shoulder.
I took a bite from my knee.
I think I had scooped out an eye.

Every whisper
Of every staring student, I'm
Losing all my digits.
Trying to keep them off of you,
And it hurts to eat yourself at... school.
The test is coming up,
I must get out.

Consider this
If you were pissed,
The way out: Eat yourself.
I can’t take test,
My grip
Has lost me,
Thus my eats veiled
What I would eat when I need Help
Failing a test.
Now I’m dead... not fun.

I bit an internal organ.
I swallowed all of my limbs.
I think I ate too much inside.

But I didn’t study.
Since I don’t study,

I end in my classroom.
I end in my desk, bit-
ing ‘til I lose my vision.
Trying to bite my way through,
And it didn’t take long to chew it.
Oh yeah! I am sent home.
Though it’s my brains alone.

I took a bite from my shoulder.
I took a bite from my knee.
I think I had scooped out an eye.

But it’s not too extreme,
I’d... bite... my... thigh.
It’s not too extreme.
To relieve, my stressing.
Steam.
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malcolm higgins - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
tasty
TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Hannibaliscious!

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