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Song Parodies -> "Anakin Skywalker"
Original Song Title:
"All The Way To Reno"
(MP3)Original Performer:
R.E.M.
Parody Song Title:
"Anakin Skywalker"
Parody Written by:
Josh Bain
The Lyrics
This song is dedicated to George Lucas, for giving us one of the best comedies of 2005.
Oh no!
Palpatine's been kidnapped.
You fly onto Grievious' ship,
and challenge Dooku to fight.
Now swing!
Swing your saber quick.
You may as well have just killed him slow,
because of the hate you bring.
Chorus: You know what you are?
You're gonna be a Darth.
You know what you are?
You're gonna be a Darth.
Hate is written on your face.
It's your Achilles' heel.
You have the tendency,
To kill.
But you weren't mad in the beginning.
You've let yourself go too far.
You just kill everything.
Chorus
You know what you are.
You know what you are.
You know what you are.
Oh no!
Obi-wan is angry.
You lost all sense of direction.
He'll kill you for making the change.
Chorus
Oh no!
You've got two children.
You've got two children.
You've got two children.
You hope that they'll be Darths.
You hope that they'll be Darths.
You hope that they'll be Darths.
Palpatine's been kidnapped.
You fly onto Grievious' ship,
and challenge Dooku to fight.
Now swing!
Swing your saber quick.
You may as well have just killed him slow,
because of the hate you bring.
Chorus: You know what you are?
You're gonna be a Darth.
You know what you are?
You're gonna be a Darth.
Hate is written on your face.
It's your Achilles' heel.
You have the tendency,
To kill.
But you weren't mad in the beginning.
You've let yourself go too far.
You just kill everything.
Chorus
You know what you are.
You know what you are.
You know what you are.
Oh no!
Obi-wan is angry.
You lost all sense of direction.
He'll kill you for making the change.
Chorus
Oh no!
You've got two children.
You've got two children.
You've got two children.
You hope that they'll be Darths.
You hope that they'll be Darths.
You hope that they'll be Darths.
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well, uh...you know...I didn't design Episode III to be a comedy, uhm...oh wait, excuse me, i have a furry convention to get to. uh, hey Mark, where's my ewok suit? oh no, it's covered in wookieewing sauce, uh...oooh, lemme just lick some of it off, oh..oh god, tastes so good...aw...my life is a joke.
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