Ohhhh
Why'd they kill him?
Garcia and Jones
They killed that Milkshake
A man in a milkshake suit
Hit by a semi-truck
Oh no I've said too much
Could that be wrong?

That's me in the corner
That's me on the sofa
Watching Reno 911
Watching the cops beat up this guy
And he's run over by a semi
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said it all

I thought that I heard myself laughing
I thought that I heard me cry
I think you thought you saw me try

Every Wednesday
Of every waking hour I'm
Waiting for the reruns
Thinking the Force won't lose their jobs
Why would Dangle be Martin Mull?
Oh no I've said too much
I said out loud

Consider this
Consider this
The crime of the century
Consider this
The season finale
This show won't fail
Is this just a fantasy?
Mr. Martin Mull
And Lou Ferrigno?

I thought that I couldn't stop laughing
Cause Jones beat the Milkshake Man up
I think I thought I saw you cry

(Interlude)

But that would make me scream
That would make me scream

That's me in the corner
That's me on the sofa
Watching Reno 911
Watching Jonesy beat up this guy
And he's run over by a semi
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said it all

I thought that I couldn't stop laughing
Cause Jones beat the Milkshake Man up
I think I thought I saw you cry

But that would make me scream
Fly, high, Bob, yeah
But that would make me scream, make me scream, make me scream
Yeah!

(Outro)