X......files, is quitting
is quitting too soon
it's still good TV
the storyline convolutes
conspiracies surprise
oh no I've watched too much
I can't get up

that's me on the sofa
that's me every night
watching television
trying to stay up til 2
and I don't think theres adverts through it
oh no I've watched too much
I haven't moved enough

I thought that my legs would move me
I thought I'd get up again
I think I sat too long this time

every ad-break
I should have moved around, I'm
not enjoying Western's
these cowboy flick's just will not do
like a square eyed couch hugging fool
oh no I've watched too much
I can't get up

The TV lists
that Sale of the Century
The TV lists
it conflicts with the
other channels
with such programmes on TV
I'm not going out
now I've watched too much

I thought that my legs would move me
I thought I'd get up again
I think I sat too long this time

but what's on the TV
what's on the TV