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Song Parodies -> "Losing My Virginity"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Losing My Virginity"

Parody Written by:

PPDGENIUS

The Lyrics

This song was written when I was trying my hand at Weird Al-esque spoofs on extant melodies. It was actually the first I'd ever written, when I was studying how the sexual revolution took place in India. (Not the one you're thinking of - that's not gonna happen across India, especially with that neo-nazi Narendra Modi in power.) (No, I'm talking about the American Pie concept of sexual revolution: the general uninhibitedness and rush to get laid.) It was written in an attempt to study the culture of testosterousness, written for those who wanted to stop the world so they could get off.
Losing My Virginity ~ Losing My Religion

Oh, lust, it's bigger
It's bigger than everything you tell me
The lengths that I have gone to
The distances I've come

Don't tell me that you're right
'Cause it's not true

That's me in the Skoda
That's me on the back seat
Losing my virginity
Trying to fit in with you
I don't know why we had to do it
I don't know what's to prove
Through defloration

I thought that I felt you whining
I thought I could smell you crying
I think I thought I heard you smile

Every whisper
Every single glance
I'm losing reputation
Trying to be just like you
Like the silverback leads gorillas
And I don't even care
What I've put at risk

It isn't right, it isn't right, that's what I'm saying to me
This isn't a carpool lane to maturity
You don't care about chastity
But innocence is a big thing for me

I thought that I felt you whining
I thought I could smell you crying
I think I thought I heard you smile

But that was just a dream
A wet nocturnal dream

That's me out on prom night
That's me on the back seat
Losing my virginity
Trying to be just like you
I don't know why we have to do it
If we're not gonna last
At least until the aisle

I thought that I felt you whining
I thought I could smell you crying
I think I thought I heard you smile

But that was just a dream
As warm and wet as it might seem
That was just a dream
Just a dream
Wet dream
Wet dream
Wet dream
Well, such as it is, that's the way things go... ...just as a warning - NOT EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GET WITH THE CULTURE OF HOOKUPS IS GAY.

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Jonathan - October 08, 2021 - Report this comment
makes sex to me... SENSE! makes SENSE to me... 444
Not A Virgin - November 22, 2021 - Report this comment
Losing your virginity is not a 'right of passage' and it's nothing to brag about if you do it. And many people get it taken away forcefully much too soon, against their will.
PPDGENIUS - November 27, 2021 - Report this comment
@Not A Virgin That was the point I was trying to make when I wrote the piece.

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