Song Parodies -> "Try Not To Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Try Not To Breathe"

Original Performer:

"Try Not To Pee"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I thought of this while listening to music while indoor cycling. This song came on and something clicked. I was actually surprised to learn the parody didn't exist.

I will try not to pee
I will hold it all in and just squeeze in my knees
This pee is so dreadful to hold, soon I must fold

I will try not to pee
This decision is mine
I am stuck here in line
And this is the pee that I want you to remember, oh

I need someone to leave the bathroom stall again
I need somewhere to pee

I will try not to burden you
I can hold it inside
I can hold my pee
Until all the pressure subsides
Pee myself and cry

I will try not to worry you
I have peed places you will never pee
Leave it to memory, me
Bursting with pee

I want you to remember (you will never pee)
I need someone to leave (someone to leave)
The bathroom stall again (you will never pee)
I need somewhere to pee (somewhere to pee)
Baby, don't sit too long
Why are you sitting? (I will pee places you will never pee)
I need someone to leave (someone to leave)
The bathroom stall again (I will pee places you will never pee)
I need somewhere to pee
Oh, oh, oh, oh (5x)

I will try not to worry you
I have peed places you will never pee
Leave it to memory, me
Don't dare me to pee
I want you to remember oh (you will never pee)
I need someone to leave (someone to leave)
The bathroom stall again (you will never pee)
I need somewhere to pee (somewhere to pee)
Baby, don't sit too long
Why are you sitting? (I will pee places you will never pee)
I need somewhere to pee (somewhere to pee)
(I have peed places you will never pee)
I want you to remember

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Cactus Impersonator - August 20, 2020 - Report this comment

This is the funniest fracking thing that I've read in a long time!!! :-D

Arch Vile - August 21, 2020 - Report this comment

Wonderful work. I am trying to figure out if this song could apply to those suffering from a urinary tract infection, or constipation. Works either way. :o)

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