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Song Parodies -> "The Iron Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Beyond"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Iron Man"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

I have been seeing a lot of tribute videos for Iron Man, and Tony Stark since the Endgame movie was released. Sorry for the spoilers if you have not seen the film. I figure this was long enough of a wait, and I have not been following Game of Thrones. As such, I decided to add my contribution to the list. Can't say that Tony Stark was anything like Andy Kaufman, but w/e. Also, I am using the culmination of Iron Man in the Marvel movies, not the comic books nor any other medium which mentions him.
(Verse 1)
I’ve watched Jericho missile
Captured by terrorist cells
I can’t conceive what
I conceived armor
From in that cave
A new pacemaker
When Yinsen saved me
Manmade flight is now achieved

(Bridge 1)
I’m beating Obad-iah to the ground
I’m making Aven-gers fans, to come around
Hammer and Whiplash make copycat drones
But they can’t stop meeee

(Verse 2)
And I think of my wife
Pepper Potts
But she’s too tough with Extremis
Brody gets an upgrade as Patriot
Protect the prez
Mandarin not who we expect

(Bridge 1)(hold the meeeeee)

I’m arrogant
New element
New projects in development
Stark is the real hero
Behind Iron Man

(Verse 3)
I want my friend Vision
To watch his aim
And end Ultron’s age
Look at my parents past
And put me in outrage

(Bridge 2)*
I’m breaking my team up in Civil War
I’m relieved this feud did not, have Hulk or Thor
Overshadow Pete, as my prodigy
Hit on his Aunt Mayyyy++


Happy survives
Morgan’s alive
Built a fleet, so A.I.M. does not thrive
That Stark is the real hero behind
Real hero behind, hero

He’s got a glove
I know they’d love
With six stones that you’re thinking of
Stark is the real hero
Behind Iron Man

I’ve built a glove
I know they’d love
With six stones that you’re thinking of
That Stark is the real hero behind
Real hero behind, hero

My life was great
Time to meet fate
As Strange said, I am at checkmate
Stark is the real hero
Behind Iron Man

* = I know that the Bridge verses repeat themselves from this song but there was more to fill for this character. ++ = Alternate line "Hit on Miss Tomei". I know she was cast as Aunt May in the latter Spider-Man films. Also, I don't want to see comments of you, crying after following along with this song. That was for the Endgame movie, not this. Shut up!. I'm not crying, your crying. :''('' Btw, anyone get the idea that old Chris Evans could pull of Joe Biden. I somehow get the feeling they would use that scene for a campaign message.

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