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Song Parodies -> "Singing My Alphabet"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Singing My Alphabet"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

There was Leap in the corner, now there's him in the spotlight...
Just a song parody.
{beginning}

Oh, Leap, and Kermit,
It's Kermit,
and Leap but Leap was not there.
The pond that I would go to,
The swamp that I would draw,
Oh no, I've drawn too much.
I drew it all.

That's Leap in the corner,
And that's Leap in the spotlight,
Singing my alphabet,
Trying to think of me,
But I don't know if I could draw him.
Oh no, I've drawn too much.
I haven't drawn enough.

I thought that I saw the ogres,
I thought that I saw the trains,
I think I thought I saw these bears.

Every dollar,
Of every drawing hour,
I'm trying to play hard to get,
Trying to think of drawing me,
But I'm drinking like a horse, horse.
Oh no, I drank too much.
I drank it all.

To catch a fish,
To catch a fish,
You have to use a net.
To catch a fish,
You must be ready,
To use the worm as bait.
But what if all these LeapFrog stuff
come into my head?
Now I've drawn, too much.

I thought that I saw the ogres,
I thought that I saw the trains,
I think I thought I saw these bears.

But now I just see frogs,
Now I just see frogs.

And that's Leap in the corner,
And that's Leap in the spotlight,
Singing my alphabet,
Trying to think of me,
But I don't know if I could draw him,
Cause I've now drawn too much.
I haven't drawn enough.

I thought that I saw the ogres,
I thought that I saw the trains,
I think I thought I saw these bears.

But now I just see frogs.
Bears, chairs,
Stairs, bears?
Now I just see frogs,
Just see frogs, just see frogs, frogs.

{end}






(C) Darius Whitehead
LeapFrog (c) John Barbour
Kermit (c) Muppets.

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Agrimorfee - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Your consistent devotion to this topic deserves a bit of respectful awe.
Rob Arndt - May 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Interesting continued topic- 555! Glad you're here!

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