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Song Parodies -> "DNC Joe"

Original Song Title:

"Cotton-Eye Joe"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"DNC Joe"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

I'm starting wonder that, if it's "political season" again, why can't we SHOOT them? But as I did in '08, '12 and '16, I feel obligated to make parodies for both DNC and GOP candidates for Scapegoat-In-Chief. First is Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. (Yeah,...that's his middle name.) If he wins, he'll be almost as old going in as Reagan was going OUT! But for those who are ABCD (Anyone But C(bleep)in' Donald), Joe's their best shot. I thought about doing a "Hey Joe" parody,...but I dunno, given all the shootings, it didn't seem right. Mind you, this is the mindset of Democrats...not necessarily my own. Share and Enjoy!
(I'm Joe Biden and I approve this parody)

If it hadn't been for DNC Joe
We'd have been nuked a long time ago
Now, off to D.C., he wants to go
Reclaim the White House, DNC Joe

The road it was hard for DNC Joe
Two dozen Dems came to the show
But he outlasted them all, y'know
He'll be the main man, DNC Joe

If it hadn't been for DNC Joe
Barack would've had one term to go
He is a big ***in' deal, y'know
He is our saviour, DNC Joe

He was the VP, our DNC Joe
Was not really the best one, although
He told the GOP where to go
Do it again now, DNC Joe

He came to Washington from Delaware
To help the first Prez with curly black hair
He may flub his lines but at least he can talk
And, by himself, down a platform he can walk

If it hadn't been for DNC Joe
Dems would've fell apart long ago
Now almost all 'em back him to go
Take out the garbage, DNC Joe

It's been a bad four years, DNC Joe
Now North Korea has nukes to blow
Employment is at an all-time low
Please help reverse this, DNC Joe

Trump's brought disaster, confusion and hate
But, with Kamala, he'll set the country straight
So tell Don he's fired; send him back to his dough
Vote Biden twenty-twenty: DNC Joe!

If it hadn't been for DNC Joe
Iran would have some nukes long ago
China would not be our mortal foe
Straighten the state up, DNC Joe

One thing to know about DNC Joe
His cabinet will have no need for woe
They won't be fired if they don't blow
Smoke up the butt of DNC Joe

If it hadn't been for DNC Joe
Obamacare in the trash they would throw
It's not the best plan, that we do know
But it's a plan; thank DNC Joe

Well, yeah, he's an old man, DNC Joe
He's more cognizant than Don Trump, although
Is he scared of the MAGAs? Hell, no!
He will out-think them, DNC Joe

If we don't get help from DNC Joe
This country's future will be quite unknown
Tell Donald and Pence where they can go
Bring in the main man, DNC Joe
MAGAs and others who can't take a parody as humor, let the 1s fly!

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Dylan Baranski - August 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Nice take on the OS! Here's 555 delegates for your convention!
Arch Vile - August 27, 2020 - Report this comment
This seems like another missed opportunity for the DNC. If they played this song instead of that cringey Buffalo Springfield garbage, (among other performances), It might have provided a convention bump.

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