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Song Parodies -> "Cuttin' Up Joe"

Original Song Title:

"Cotton-Eyed Joe"

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Parody Song Title:

"Cuttin' Up Joe"

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The Lyrics

The OS: Those Swedes have a strange sense of how to do country music...
Now I'm in the basement cuttin' up Joe
Murdered him just an hour ago
His friends may wonder: Where did he go?
He's in the freezer. Cuttin' up Joe
(repeat 3x)

When I first killled him his body was warm
Squeezed him in the freezer before he smelled strong
Ole' Joe's filled with protein, I've got me a hunch
That soon I'll be eatin' a sloppy Joe lunch

Now I'm in the basement cuttin' up Joe
Guttin' his guts and fryin' his toes
Garnished with Parsley, what do ya you know?
Gourmet delicious! Cuttin' up Joe
(repeat 3x)

I told him, "visit for dinner" and so
I fattened him up for the fatal blow
He'll taste really good roasted for my main course
He'll taste just like chicken...or maybe horse! (sound effect: "Neigh!")

Now I'm in the basement cuttin' up Joe
Cops searching high while I'm layin' low
I'll drink him down with my new Bordeaux
Mighty good eatin'. Cuttin' up Joe
Parody by Mason "not bad for a vegetarian" Resnick

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Below Average Dave - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Overall very well done, though with a song like this you kind of have to go overboard on the variation to max it out with the repetitiveness, good job on a tough song
Old Man Ribber - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Kind of a Hannibal Lechter country song here. Very enjoyable, Mason...but I'll pass on your dinnier invitation. ;D
MasonR - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave--thanks, and I agree, it's a very repetitive OS. It's also sung really fast, so I thought a little repetition would be OK. Old Man Ribber--thanks, don't worry, I'm sticking to Tofu after writing this!
UnKnownVO - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
sounds like a scene from the SoPRANO's, Sir ! . . . MOTEL HELL: a lot of protein from Critters goes into FarmerJohn's Vritters . . .
Christie Marie M - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Yay!!! One of my fave OS's of all time! Well executed parody you wrote! Another satire on "manslaughter" since BA Dave's "Don't Chew On Me"! Cutting up 555 pieces of "Joe"!
MasonR - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
UnKnownVO: LOL! Christie Marie M: Thanks! And in general, my apologies to anyone named "Joe"'s not about you ;-)

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