Secret spies from China try to steal your Guichi briefcase
And little boys run wild, with their parents from another country
And if you want to see these things
It's at Grand Central Station

It's the center of the world for all the freaks and bums and low life
The sun may vanish behind the body of a great big lizard
It's understood that New York's
The home of Grand Central Station

Pay your money, don't get you far
Or hardly on the subway
Celebrities there, no don't be dumb
It's just some guy named Harry

CHORUS:
Find it on the floor
Apple core popcorn
Dream of Grand Central Station
Dream of Grand Central Station

You think that you'll find a way around it
But your wrong so why don't you just face it
Just walk right in, with the people inside
Don't step on any of the trash
And you sit by a man that's not had a bath
In Grand Central Station

The seats may not be lay-z-boy but they're better than standing
And then there's the guy that's only
Singing songs of californication
And here's the next stop
At Grand Central Station

Born and raised on the subway floor
That's where the live their life
They don't get a job, don't have a door
Or not even a wife

REPEAT CHORUS:

Everyone runs each way, no matter what,
They always end up somewhere
People screaming here, people screaming there,
And people screaming about their fare
And tidal waves of people flow on through
Grand Central Station

Pay your money, don't get you far
Or hardly on the subway
Celebrities there, no don't be dumb
It's just some guy named Harry

CHORUS:
Find it on the floor
Apple core popcorn
Dream of Grand Central Station
Dream of Grand Central Station