-> "Chinese Food"
Original Song Title:
"Scar Tissue"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Chinese Food"
The Lyrics
Chinese food I shouldn't have had
The eggrolls tasted kind of bad
Close your eyes and open your mouth 'cause
With you I'll share
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
I want take-out Chinese food
Kentucky-Fried Chicken just ain't as good
Spillin' all over myself
This stuff can't be good for my health and
With you I'll share
This Chinese food...
Eating eggrolls in a box
I'm getting as fat as an ox
Open your mouth and your jaw 'cause
With you I'll share
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
I think I've got a broken jaw
Order take-out from the mall
I could eat and eat till fall
I'll order some more food, if I don't, you'll bawl 'cause
With you I'll share
This Chinese food...
Chinese food I shouldn't have had
The eggrolls tasted kind of bad
Close your eyes and open your mouth 'cause
With you I'll share
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
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