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Song Parodies -> "Ho Ho Ho (revised)"
Original Song Title:
"Give It Away"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parody Song Title:
"Ho Ho Ho (revised)"
Parody Written by:
Ned Riley
The Lyrics
This is a revised version of the same song I did two years ago. The lyrics have been improved.
What I do, I give the presents to the children
What I do, I give the presents to the children
What I do, I give some presents to your daughter
Please give me milk and cookies and maybe a little water
What I give it’s just a little present for you
What I give it’s just a little present for you
What I give it’s just a little present for you
Once you start playing, don't stop, continue
Realize I give more to misers
Believe in me you'll be the wiser
Here’s a present for a girl named Eliza
How come nobody is interested in surprise-ah!
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
I can't tell if they're nice or naughty
Greedy little children want too much for Christmas
One of them? Your house I will miss
Your parents can’t afford all that excess
Just one page is required for that list
Elves are stupid, but they’ve got the know-how
To make something that is fancy or lowbrow
When they’re not working, they’ll be watching “Mr. Plow”
Long vacation is over right now
Little Rudolph, with a shiny red nose
Little Rudolph, direction he knows
Little Rudolph, in the front he goes
Any other reindeer navigator blows
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Hooooo, ho ho!
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
I can't tell if they're nice or naughty
Lucky me, sitting up on a big red sleigh
Rudolph with his red nose, he knows the way
Don’t like your presents? That’s okay
Just don’t expect me to come next Christmas Day
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen
Rudolph at the front is bitchin'
Remember those names if you are listenin'
Christmas time is a time for the giver
For those whose heart is never gonna wither
All you reindeer and elves come hither
Now I’ve got a shipment of presents to deliver
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
I can't tell if they're nice or naughty
What I do, I give the presents to the children
What I do, I give some presents to your daughter
Please give me milk and cookies and maybe a little water
What I give it’s just a little present for you
What I give it’s just a little present for you
What I give it’s just a little present for you
Once you start playing, don't stop, continue
Realize I give more to misers
Believe in me you'll be the wiser
Here’s a present for a girl named Eliza
How come nobody is interested in surprise-ah!
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
I can't tell if they're nice or naughty
Greedy little children want too much for Christmas
One of them? Your house I will miss
Your parents can’t afford all that excess
Just one page is required for that list
Elves are stupid, but they’ve got the know-how
To make something that is fancy or lowbrow
When they’re not working, they’ll be watching “Mr. Plow”
Long vacation is over right now
Little Rudolph, with a shiny red nose
Little Rudolph, direction he knows
Little Rudolph, in the front he goes
Any other reindeer navigator blows
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Hooooo, ho ho!
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
I can't tell if they're nice or naughty
Lucky me, sitting up on a big red sleigh
Rudolph with his red nose, he knows the way
Don’t like your presents? That’s okay
Just don’t expect me to come next Christmas Day
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen
Rudolph at the front is bitchin'
Remember those names if you are listenin'
Christmas time is a time for the giver
For those whose heart is never gonna wither
All you reindeer and elves come hither
Now I’ve got a shipment of presents to deliver
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
I can't tell if they're nice or naughty
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