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Song Parodies -> "Mental Retardation"
Original Song Title:
"Californiacation"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parody Song Title:
"Mental Retardation"
Parody Written by:
Huff
The Lyrics
Parodies about retards are so awesome......
Social guys from china like to have their conversations
And little girls in Sweden hand out party invitations
But he can't do these kind of things
With mental retardation
(Guitar for awhile)
It's a
Pledge to the girl
That she will never be forsaken
A son is born in the far Far East
And hated by his nation
It's not his fault
That he's no smarter than salt
He has mental retardation
(Oooooo-ooo-oooooo) (x2)
Spends his very lonely days
Cared for by institutions
Bites off his friggin finger
Causing prolonged irritation
Dropped him on a cold
Hot-cold side road
-Chorus-
He has mental retardation
He has mental retardation
Help me all the while
Give me a baby named Kyle
And we will leave him in isolation
A mean ass bride
Keeps her baby inside
And feeds him insulation
But you would too
If you also knew
That he had mental retardation
(Chorus)
Environmentalists always shed a tear
When they find kids in the basement
And you may wonder why he's queer
It's got you in amazement
But Momma's hand ain't far way
Cause he has mental retardation
(Chorus, then Guitar Solo)
Aunt Helga thinks he looks like a toad
"Might be because he's Asian"
"If he runs away, won't get real far
And he'll trample the carnations."
"And by the way, I found out today
He has mental retardation."
(Chorus 1 last time)
And little girls in Sweden hand out party invitations
But he can't do these kind of things
With mental retardation
(Guitar for awhile)
It's a
Pledge to the girl
That she will never be forsaken
A son is born in the far Far East
And hated by his nation
It's not his fault
That he's no smarter than salt
He has mental retardation
(Oooooo-ooo-oooooo) (x2)
Spends his very lonely days
Cared for by institutions
Bites off his friggin finger
Causing prolonged irritation
Dropped him on a cold
Hot-cold side road
-Chorus-
He has mental retardation
He has mental retardation
Help me all the while
Give me a baby named Kyle
And we will leave him in isolation
A mean ass bride
Keeps her baby inside
And feeds him insulation
But you would too
If you also knew
That he had mental retardation
(Chorus)
Environmentalists always shed a tear
When they find kids in the basement
And you may wonder why he's queer
It's got you in amazement
But Momma's hand ain't far way
Cause he has mental retardation
(Chorus, then Guitar Solo)
Aunt Helga thinks he looks like a toad
"Might be because he's Asian"
"If he runs away, won't get real far
And he'll trample the carnations."
"And by the way, I found out today
He has mental retardation."
(Chorus 1 last time)
©2005 Slack Off RecordsIf you haven't, god forbid, heard the origional, look it up on Yahoo! Music in the videos section or something. I don't know. It's a good song. (But my version is better of course.)
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A friend of mine once said "the more offensive a parody is, the better it is". I don't totally agree with that, but the offensiveness of this song works in its favor.
Huff, I like your work but this IMO is a bit in poor taste. The pacing and rhyming are good but off in a few places, noteably "Environmentalists always shed a tear" doesn't scan too well to "Space may be the final frontier" and a few others. I am all for making fun of people who were born and are now retarded, but making fun of those born retarded is something even Carlos Mencia wouldn't do. No vote.
Eh, yeah I know it's off a bit, but I couldn't work anything else into that line that was still on the topic. And yes, natural retards aren't really a good joke, but there have been alot of songs that do what I have done here. And really, I wasn't making fun of them, It just fit with the song well. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I will probably go to hell for this one, but I don't give a damn!!! Peace out Red.
Sorry, I don't find this very funny.
wow. this sucks. you cant go making fun of retards. speaking of retards, these viva la spatula guys are morons. however, there parodies are funny and not about retards. i cant wait till the day you land on your head and become retarded. then ull see how it feels.
u r a wanker why retards, looked in a mirror latly. why bother at all i mean, come on, we all hate u, and you should be put in front of a firing squad for wasting everyones time
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