-> "One Big Debt"
Original Song Title:
"One Big Mob"
Parody Song Title:
"One Big Debt"
The Lyrics
I am you are me
I am you are me
Who, I am you are me
I am you are me
Good party said "You gotta believe,
You'll learn to like our policies
Trust in these
Tuition fees"
Tuition fees.
One big debt (aw yeah aw yeah)
One big debt (aw yeah aw yeah)
Not over yet (aw yeah aw yeah)
Not over yet (aw yeah aw yeah)
One big debt is
Squeeze yourself into a uni
East or west, maths or art hist'ry
In the pub it costs me
To mingle with the birds I see
I can't afford The Sun
Let alone my electricity
One big debt is
One big debt (aw yeah aw yeah)
One big debt (aw yeah aw yeah)
Not over yet (aw yeah aw yeah)
Not over yet (aw yeah aw yeah)
One big debt is
We live in the city
We have to shop simple
Too much to go drinking
Even from a thimble
Don't believe in what you see
Concerning either you or me
And never give in
To an unjust party policy
One big debt is all
One big debt in one big home
(A broken home)
I'd like to share a pare with you
(A pare with you)
A forest so devoid of foods
(Cheep eggs are blue)
The debt now makes sure we just live
(To give and give)
What was I thinking in my head?
(My wallet's dead)
Can't afford a bag of bread
(That's what I said)
Checkmated by frustration, fees
(Need to be cut loose)
A different kind of being lost
(Education's cost)
I am you are me
I am you are me
Who, I am you are me
I am you are me
Good party said "You gotta believe,
You'll learn to like our policies
Trust in these
Tuition fees"
Tuition fees.
One big debt (aw yeah aw yeah)
One big debt (aw yeah aw yeah)
Not over yet (aw yeah aw yeah)
Not over yet (aw yeah aw yeah)
One big debt is
Scrawled upon the wall
Of a bathroom stall
A student wrote a note
That spoke to all:
22,
A virgin called Sue
£10 cost
For a night with you
One big debt is
One big debt (aw yeah aw yeah)
One big debt (aw yeah aw yeah)
Not over yet (aw yeah aw yeah)
Not over yet (aw yeah aw yeah)
One big debt is
There's people in steep
At Oxbridge too
(Though the often spend
A bit less than you)
Want a job to do
For a fiver or two
I would kiss your feet
And forehead too
One big debt is
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