Song Parodies -> Another Donut
| Original Song Title: | "Another Night" |
| Original Performer: | Real McCoy |
| Parody Song Title: | "Another Donut" |
| Parody Written by: | Heathcliff the Cat |
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs
Just another pie, with pounds of chocolate sauce
Tastes so good, tastes so right, yet all my garments feel tight
Just another cake, it's all that it takes to tip the scales
And I can't see my weight as it stands, don't know why
I'll go out, and eat a buffet
On my own, single-mouthed, without chaperone
And Fast Food is too slow for me
I'll eat twenty Big Macs before you've counted to three
In the night I have dreams about KFC
And a mountain of pizzas built for me
I've got food on my mind, any I should find
You had better ship to a far country
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs
Just another biscuit, and another, and another
I'm big, I'm round, I can't get off the ground
I am an eater, world-beater, I take up double-seaters
If bodies are all houses then mine's gotta be a theatre
Hot dogs and fries, cascade past my eyes
On the verge of obsessing about masses of food
And if I scoff, don't mean to be rude
What to me is mere snacking may be banquets to you
In the night I have dreams about KFC
And a mountain of pizzas built for me
I've got food on my mind, any I should find
You had better ship to a far country
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs
If I burst, there'll be no alarm
'Cause I ate just like I belonged on a farm
Just make sure my burial's nice
Lower my coffin in with buckets of fries
In the night I have dreams about KFC
And a mountain of pizzas built for me
I've got food on my mind, any I should find
You had better ship to a far country
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs
Just another pie, with pounds of chocolate sauce
Tastes so good, tastes so right, yet all my garments feel tight
Just another cake, it's all that it takes to tip the scales
And I can't see my weight as it stands, don't know why
I'll go out, and eat a buffet
On my own, single-mouthed, without chaperone
And Fast Food is too slow for me
I'll eat twenty Big Macs before you've counted to three
In the night I have dreams about KFC
And a mountain of pizzas built for me
I've got food on my mind, any I should find
You had better ship to a far country
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs
Just another biscuit, and another, and another
I'm big, I'm round, I can't get off the ground
I am an eater, world-beater, I take up double-seaters
If bodies are all houses then mine's gotta be a theatre
Hot dogs and fries, cascade past my eyes
On the verge of obsessing about masses of food
And if I scoff, don't mean to be rude
What to me is mere snacking may be banquets to you
In the night I have dreams about KFC
And a mountain of pizzas built for me
I've got food on my mind, any I should find
You had better ship to a far country
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs
If I burst, there'll be no alarm
'Cause I ate just like I belonged on a farm
Just make sure my burial's nice
Lower my coffin in with buckets of fries
In the night I have dreams about KFC
And a mountain of pizzas built for me
I've got food on my mind, any I should find
You had better ship to a far country
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs
This parody was brought to you by Heathcliff the Cat. *burp*
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good one! three weighty 5's
[SOTM] DKTOS Well enough to vote, but it was funny.
SOTM â€" There’s no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found a cover version that’s pretty close to the original (and I’ve had that confirmed by Heathcliff before posting this). The male vocals are a little off in comparison with the original and it only comprises half the song, but hopefully it’s enough to judge the parody if you DKTOS already:
www.osmband.com/osmsonglist.htm
www.osmband.com/osmsonglist.htm
[SOTM] DKTOS, but it was very funny.
[SOTM] Thanks for taking the effort k1cyd, it helped immensely. Good parody, heathcliff.
[SOTM] Did you see all the recipes at the top? Good one.
This is the only entry in this month's SOTM where I didn't recognize the original song. (Just patting myself on the back there; I think that's a record for me.) Thanks, Peter, for the link. FYI, the artist on the MP3 I found is listed as "(MC Sar &) The Real McCoy." In case that helps.
Now then. Good job, Heathcliff. Food and gluttony parodies are very popular around here; I'll admit I've done a couple of 'em myself. This one's got some good lines, especially "fast food is too slow for me."
Now then. Good job, Heathcliff. Food and gluttony parodies are very popular around here; I'll admit I've done a couple of 'em myself. This one's got some good lines, especially "fast food is too slow for me."
Thanks for your comments. :)
SOTM - Nice thoughts throughout. Especially like 'Just make sure my burial's nice Lower my coffin in with buckets of fries'
(SOTM) some great gets with the lyrics and internal rhymes, Heathcliff, and I liked the "double-seaters" fit, although there was maybe too much repetition for it to be a SOTM placegetter imho - 555
(SOTM) I could only get the first 39 seconds of the song to play for some reason, so I gave you BotD on pacing.
"I am an eater, world-beater, I take up double-seaters
If bodies are all houses then mine's gotta be a theatre"
Those two lines were the best.
"I am an eater, world-beater, I take up double-seaters
If bodies are all houses then mine's gotta be a theatre"
Those two lines were the best.
(SOTM) Thanks, Peter. I DKTOS so, I was able to follow the parody with the help of that link. Good job with it, HTC! (I've done a fat parody or two myself).
(SOTM) Great job! 555!
(SOTM) I lurved this OS when it came out...and this parody was a pleasure to read. 555
(SOTM) Tasty. *burps* "If bodies are all houses then mine's gotta be a theatre" is my favorite line.
There's some very good bits in this one, but with this OS it's very hard to keep that kind of quality all the way through
(SOTM) I just bought Real Mccoy's greatest hits for $2 at Media Play (they were closing), and I think this is a great parody! Another 5's for you, try not to eat too many.
SOTM: Mmmm...donuts. Not bad.
(SOTM) DKTOS, but uve now mad me hungry, argh, 5s
In the night I have dreams about KFC as well. Actually, about Colonel Sanders riding a poodle. But we won't go into that. Funny stuff and some good rhymes too; well done.
(SOTM) "What to me is mere snacking may be banquets to you" ... how true, how true...
(SOTM) Pacing was decent considering that the OS was difficult to match
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