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Song Parodies -> "Scumbag In The White House"

Original Song Title:

"Stranger In My Mirror"

Original Performer:

Randy Travis

Parody Song Title:

"Scumbag In The White House"

Parody Written by:

Richard Kamins

The Lyrics

Song refers to the Clinton presidency.
There's a scumbag in the White House
Who don't know how to behave
He keeps lookin' at her
And thinkin' 'bout fur
While he's head of the free and the brave
He looks the part and he speaks well too
But nobody knows what he's going to do
Oh the voters seemed to feel he had the right spouse
He used to be our Prez
Now he's that scumbag in the White House

And he doesn't have to go out drinkin'
With all of his friends, no more
He can have them come and stay where Abe Lincoln
Slept so many years before
Working with a group of young mothers
Thinking with one head, then the other
Using interns as a humidor
And some pages, so outrageous
We cannot ignore

There's a scumbag in the White House
Who don't know how to behave
He keeps lookin' at her
and thinkin' 'bout fur
While he's head of the free and the brave
He looks the part and he speaks well too
But nobody knows what he's going to do
Though his Hillary was seen wearing a light blouse
He didn't glance at her
'Cause he's that scumbag in the White House

So you know she's going to run for Congress
She left for New York just today
While her White House husband's having congress
With Monica and Desiree'
Though he might feel sad if he lost her
She just might wind up like Vince Foster
Pushing daisies up from underground
It's a scandal he can handle
If she can't be found

There's a scumbag in the White House
Who don't know how to behave
He keeps lookin' at her
and thinkin' 'bout fur
While he's head of the free and the brave
He looks the part and he speaks well too
But nobody knows what he's going to do
Oh the voters seemed to feel he had the right spouse
He used to be our Prez
Now he's that scumbag in the White House

And though his Hillary was seen wearing a light blouse
He didn't glance at her
'Cause he's that scumbag in the White House

And while everyone agrees that Mickey, he is the right mouse
Bill just looks at Minnie
He's that scumbag in the White House
(c) 2000 Richard Kamins

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Old-Timer - February 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Do you really know the meaning of the word "scumbag"?

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