Song Parodies -> "Diggin' Them Moans"

Original Song Title:

"Diggin' Up Bones"

Original Performer:

"Diggin' Them Moans"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Last night I hit the bars and took some gal home to my shack
I couldn't wait to feel her fingernails dug in my back
Our duds had barely hit the floor till I'm jumpin on her bones
Her passion's comin' with tones,
Diggin' Them Moans!

She has nice body piercings stuck in all my favorite spots
I grab my magic marker and we play connect-a-dots
Her breasts are super sized and have no fill of silicones
I'm explorin' all that she owns
Diggin' Them Moans!

I'm Diggin' Them Moans!
I'm Diggin' Them Moans!
Sure makes a man feel manly hearin' groans
It gleams your self esteems and really hardens up the bones
Like a kid with ice cream cones
Diggin' Them Moans!

We tried out all positions and invented seven more
Then, she said I'm worth five hundred, but I'll just charge you four
Explained I was flat busted..and she kicked me in the stones
So, tonight I'm sittin alone with my own moans..

Ain't Diggin' These Moans!
Ain't Diggin' These Moans!
I'm packin ice and leavin' vice alone
It was too good to be true, and so I guess I should have known
No more thinkin' with my hormones..
Hatin' These Moans..

Why'd I fall for those whore moans
Hatin' These Moans..

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Tommy Turtle - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

TGTBT? (Too good to be true?) heh heh... I've heard they always want $ up front - ask Michael P., he has lots of expreience lol. DKTOS, but funny and well-done. Will trust you on the pacing. 555

Billy Boyd - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I do know the OS (probably one of the few that will) and the pacing's great. This parody was definately LOL material, delightfully dirty beginning and a painfully funny ending. All 5's. ..AFW, how do you write such good and funny parodies EVERYDAY? What's your secret?

Matthias - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

OUCH!!! Wait why did she only cost 400 to you, that last girl I played connect the dots with her percings made me pay $555!!!

Johnny D - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

AFW's secret is simple --- prolific parody writers' minds keep filling-up with parody ideas, to the point where their creativity creates so much pressure that they've just GOT to LET 'EM OUT !!! LOL, great job, AFW.

AFW - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Tommy...........and a friend told me you were right about "Up Front".... I guess that's the reference for the old saying...'It's what's up front that counts".................................And thanks Tommy, for vote and kind commenting.....and to answer your question, in all humility....I would say, being freed from a couple marriages, living alone, and being a bit over the hump of middle years, helps one to concentrate a little better : D .but, it's a fun hobby, that I'm sure we're all still learnin' a little more about every day...and then, Johnny describes the parody persuasion, pretty well... .......................................Thanks, Matthias..I guess she was one of the.. "Up Front" babes we discussed, earlier...............................Thanks, Johnny.........for the complimentary comment, and you let yours out very well....

TT - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I admire your consistency also, but I think the last part of your reply to TT was meant for Billy Boyd, not moi :)

AFW - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Yeah...I was shufflin lines around...and I must've shuffled Billy's thanks right off the page....sorry, Billy,,just consider yourself in there between...Commenting and.....And

Red Ant - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Yep, Johnny D is right, you got to write them so your head won't explode - which begs the obvious question here - which head? There's scratchers, screamers, biters, breathers, etc. (maybe a Rudolph or Itsy-Bitsy parody there?) but this one is moaning for 5s.

AFW - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, RA

Larry Hensley - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but funny

AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Larry

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