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Song Parodies -> "Toy Story"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got A Friend In Me"

Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"Toy Story"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

In 2018, Toy Story 4 will hit the big screen...definitely a long time coming for 20-30 year olds. Original Song
Two-thousand and eighteen
You know where you’ll find me
Waiting since the age of ten
Now I’ll be thirty-three, must know how it ends
Boy Buzz and Woody were my closest friends
This Toy Story’s meant for me!
Toy Story 4’s meant for me!

Two-thousand and eighteen
There’s kids all around me
All these youngin’s should be in school!
I took off work today to see this film straight through
These snot-nosed punks don’t know them like I do!
This Toy Story’s meant for me!
Just go and let me be!

Back in my day, we had Potato Head, Bo Peep, Rex and Hamm!
You kids don’t have a clue
And none of you
Will ever love them the way I do
Go get your OWN toys!

I’m pushing thirty-five
All these kids can’t even drive!
Shut up, Disney...and take my money!
Toy Story’s meant for me!
Toy Story’s meant for me!
Toy Story’s meant for me!

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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Agrimorfee - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
It's cute, to be sure. It would have been totally funny if you took the "The Saga Begins" route and looked up some plot spoilers (or made up some).
Matthias - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
I'll be there in the audience with you buddy. This is a very cute parody but not outright hilarious but ya gotta love Toy Story.
Rob Arndt - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Some bad news though. Disney has pushed the release date back from 2017 to June 15, 2018! More than 555 days!
Matthias - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Bo Peep isn't part of the series anymore at least she wasn't in the 3rd one or the two TV shorts since then... Maybe she'll shoe up again though. Who knows?
Abbott Skelding - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
According to IMDB, the plot for TS4 is that everyone goes to find Bo Peep...the only toy that was given away.
Rob Arndt - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
D23 suggests that Bo Peep was subsequently stolen by an obsessive toy collector. Woody and Buzz go to rescue her and on the journey many new characters are introduced. In the end, Woody gets the girl. It's a love story...
Matthias - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Does that mean Al from Al's Toy Barn gets to make an appearance again? Because that would be awesome!
Jonathan - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
a part of me is excited for this movie too it's "Toy Story" so of course the prospect of seeing more interests me I felt bad for Woody in TS3 losing Bo Peep so I'm even happy to hear about that plot point but unfortunately I've seen Pixar slipping a bit quality-wise in the past few years ever since the release of "Cars 2" (not that the first one was anything to write home about) and Pixar seems to be churning out sequels at a Dreamworks-like rate these days so part of me is worried that this will be just a quick cash grab with not as much focus on story as the first three had that said I would love to be proven wrong about that and have my worries laid to rest and I'm not much of a movie-goer I usually just wait for the home media releases but this movie will probably draw me to the theater in 2018! (pushed back a year to make room for... guess what? "Cars 3!") 5's
John Lomain - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
this was funny. The first one was released when I was a kid but I didn't see it until years later on a ski trip and didn't like it that much. So I won't be in the theater but I can appreciate the parody
bobpiecheese - January 12, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Loved this one. Though not in a "Yay Toy Story!" kinda way like everyone else. To me, this came off as a rip on entitled fanboys who demand that everything cater to them and not, you know, the actual target demographic. Fantastic skewering, 555!
Max Power - January 12, 2016 - Report this comment
To think Toy Story 4 will be out soon.
Blaydeman - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree that I liked the idea here, but didn't find it too hilarious. I did chuckle out loud at the ,"Disney, take my money" line, I have to admit.

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