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Song Parodies -> "You've Got Dysentery"
Original Song Title:
"You've Got a Friend in Me"
Original Performer:
Randy Newman
Parody Song Title:
"You've Got Dysentery"
Parody Written by:
LPG-Unit
The Lyrics
This may sound like another round of toilet humour, but I am honestly surprised that such a parody of the Toy Story theme hasn't been done yet. Yeah I know the pronunciation of "dysentery" is a bit butchered, but oh well.
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
When the meat is, double-dead
And you're miles and miles
From a toilet shed
All this amoeba makes you feeling dread
Boy, you've got dysentery
Yeah, you've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
Stomach troubles, they're painful too
Antibiotics are a good ol' cure for you
And lots of water and some bed rest too
Cause you've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
Some other pathogens be
A dozen times tougher than I know
They're drug-resistant, boo
Maybe
But none of them, will ever stop you
With treatments who
Should comfort you, yeah
And as the days go by
The symptoms should bid good-bye
You know it's such a dreaded malady
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
When the meat is, double-dead
And you're miles and miles
From a toilet shed
All this amoeba makes you feeling dread
Boy, you've got dysentery
Yeah, you've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
Stomach troubles, they're painful too
Antibiotics are a good ol' cure for you
And lots of water and some bed rest too
Cause you've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
Some other pathogens be
A dozen times tougher than I know
They're drug-resistant, boo
Maybe
But none of them, will ever stop you
With treatments who
Should comfort you, yeah
And as the days go by
The symptoms should bid good-bye
You know it's such a dreaded malady
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
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better than Toy Story 4...5s
Toy Story 4 wasn't all that bad imo, if not for the fact that TS3 ended with a high note and Woody kind of moved on from his past by then. Oh well...
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