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Song Parodies -> "I Never Win"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Wins"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Radney Foster

Parody Song Title:

"I Never Win"

Parody Written by:

Charmander X (featuring Jonathan)

The Lyrics

Jonathan: a song about playing checkers and it's not about me! charmander x: uh yes it is! Jonathan: what? no it's not! charmander x: yes it is! okay just kidding Jonathan: Enjoy Y'all!
this game ain't over yet
I can win this time I bet
won't be easy to forget
I have never won
I was hoping 'fore the night is through
maybe I could win a game or two


I wanna win
but always lose
my dreams get broken
my hope gets bruised
when I lose this game to you
again and again
I wanna win
on this board
I have never won before
and I won't lose this game no more
I wanna win


so what if I've too much pride?
your always wrong
I'm always right
and this board ain't black and white
it is black and red fool
all I wanna do is win one time
this is becoming an angry night


I'd better win
you'd better lose
I will punch you
and you'll get bruised
when I throw this board at you
again and again
I'd better win on this board
I have never won before
and I won't lose to you no more
I'd better win


all your bones are bound to break if I don't win
your putting your life at stake


I'd better win
you'd better lose
I will punch you
and you'll get bruised
when I throw this board at you
again and again


I Never Win
on this board
I have never won before
and I won't play this game no more
'cause I never win
I Never Win
I Never Win (other voice: I Always Win!)
I Never Win (other voice: I Always Win!)
charmander x: nobody try and steal this song because it's not yours it will never be yours because it's ours ours Ours Ours! OURS!!! (Tim Taylor's Grunt) just kidding thanks for reading!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Jeff Chesnutt - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS but sounds like a song I might sing to my sister (she's always beating me at checkers and pretty much every other board game in existence) so 5's I guess
Choco Cookie - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
you don't know the original song? it was all over the airwaves back in 1993 anyways this is a good parody of a magnificent original song just a few pacing issues here and there but otherwise good 455
Christie Marie M - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice to see AmIRight parody authors team up! Seem to me you guys are playing battle chess. I always suck at chess even beginners beat me! You guys won with a checkmate on this parody!
Jonathan - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks all!
Henry The 88th - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
oh man I remember CMT and MTV playing the heck out of this music video back in the 90's now I can imagine in a video for your parody somebody dressed up as Radney Foster (glasses cool hair and all) singing this song and dancing around on a checkerboard 455!
A Greenish Shade Of Purple - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
woah I just heard the original version on the radio MAJOR blast from the past! and I just had to come here and see if anybody had a parody for it and lucky me they did and it's great! 5's!
Bulk - December 06, 2009 - Report this comment
just a bit of trivia for you here incase your interested the original song "nobody wins" became Radney Foster's highest - charted single reaching #2 on the billboard hot 100 in the spring of 1993 he has since went on to write several hits for other artists including Sara Evans and Keith Urban and several of those written hits went to #1! glad to see someone finally did a parody for it 5's

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