Song Parodies -> I Never Win

Original Song Title:	"Nobody Wins"
Original Performer:	Radney Foster

Parody Song Title:	"I Never Win"
Parody Written by:	Charmander X (featuring Jonathan)

Jonathan: a song about playing checkers and it's not about me! charmander x: uh yes it is! Jonathan: what? no it's not! charmander x: yes it is! okay just kidding Jonathan: Enjoy Y'all!

this game ain't over yet
I can win this time I bet
won't be easy to forget
I have never won
I was hoping 'fore the night is through
maybe I could win a game or two

I wanna win
but always lose
my dreams get broken
my hope gets bruised
when I lose this game to you
again and again
I wanna win
on this board
I have never won before
and I won't lose this game no more
I wanna win

so what if I've too much pride?
your always wrong
I'm always right
and this board ain't black and white
it is black and red fool
all I wanna do is win one time
this is becoming an angry night

I'd better win
you'd better lose
I will punch you
and you'll get bruised
when I throw this board at you
again and again
I'd better win on this board
I have never won before
and I won't lose to you no more
I'd better win

all your bones are bound to break if I don't win
your putting your life at stake

I'd better win
you'd better lose
I will punch you
and you'll get bruised
when I throw this board at you
again and again

I Never Win
on this board
I have never won before
and I won't play this game no more
'cause I never win
I Never Win
I Never Win (other voice: I Always Win!)
I Never Win (other voice: I Always Win!)

charmander x: nobody try and steal this song because it's not yours it will never be yours because it's ours ours Ours Ours! OURS!!! (Tim Taylor's Grunt) just kidding thanks for reading!

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Jeff Chesnutt - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment

DKTOS but sounds like a song I might sing to my sister (she's always beating me at checkers and pretty much every other board game in existence) so 5's I guess

Choco Cookie - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment

you don't know the original song? it was all over the airwaves back in 1993 anyways this is a good parody of a magnificent original song just a few pacing issues here and there but otherwise good 455

Christie Marie M - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Nice to see AmIRight parody authors team up! Seem to me you guys are playing battle chess. I always suck at chess even beginners beat me! You guys won with a checkmate on this parody!

Jonathan - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks all!

Henry The 88th - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment

oh man I remember CMT and MTV playing the heck out of this music video back in the 90's now I can imagine in a video for your parody somebody dressed up as Radney Foster (glasses cool hair and all) singing this song and dancing around on a checkerboard 455!

A Greenish Shade Of Purple - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment

woah I just heard the original version on the radio MAJOR blast from the past! and I just had to come here and see if anybody had a parody for it and lucky me they did and it's great! 5's!

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Song Parodies -> I Never Win

"Nobody Wins"

Radney Foster

"I Never Win"

Charmander X (featuring Jonathan)

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