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Song Parodies -> "Ok Breaking Track 7: Smaller, Peskier"

Original Song Title:

"Fitter Happier"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ok Breaking Track 7: Smaller, Peskier"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This song was one of the most difficult and annoying to get right. Since this is short, I was going over which characters, with bit parts, would serve this track. I could have made this about Walter Junior, but he did not have as much of an impact at this point in Breaking Bad Season 3. As such, I had to combine the episode the Fly and Gale Boetticher. Both of which did have moments and I don't think leaving Gale out would do this album cover justice. I really had to go into minuscule details to fill every line.
(The Fly)
Smaller, peskier
More destructive
Give uncertainty
Walter hurling shoe at the ceiling, terrible aim
Discouraging the power structure among maintenance personnel shortage
Later nights, retrieving said footwear with broom at dangerous heights
A makeshift, better swatter
Ventilation, Pinkman’s scary assumption
Holding still, no raisin
No power supply
Attraction with pheromones, hanging from ceiling with drugged black coffee
Remembering Dominic, for a drink with this and that
Will build tower with cabinets and ladder, rambling
Foreshadowing slap, Walter tired out
(Gale Boetticher)
Soft spoken knows organic chemistry, and crystallography
Perfectly balanced coffee maker like Twin Peaks*
Chess match, also while working
No longer pursuing academics in CO, waxing poetically from one Walt to another+
Chemistry magic
Preparations set, wearing loafers over sandals
Temperature gauge
10 degrees off
Gallons, of wasted sludge
An epitome of fractured professional conduct, fired by Gus disassociated
Rehired second chance
Shortcomings all gone
Falls in line with new teacher, sings along with Spanish vinyl
Now with a brown nose
Careful plant maintenance
Speedy vocalization
Opportunity to replace
Potato clock
Noisy tea kettle
Sixty-three fifty,-three Juandeveau Apartment Unit 6
Scared, smaller, peskier and more destructive
A knock on the door, with Jesse’s gun in hand
* = I would rarely bring in other shows about this but Agent Cooper always enjoyed the Coffee in Twin Peaks. + = Colorado state abbreviation. Since this song was keeping me from moving into Breaking Bad season 4, here is what you can look forward to. Track 8: Litigationing.

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