Song Parodies -> "OK Breaking Track 3: Suburban Criminal Family"

Original Song Title:

"Subterranean Homesick Alien"

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Original Performer:

"OK Breaking Track 3: Suburban Criminal Family"

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The Lyrics

Well, now it's time to bring in the den mother of the White Family, Skyler. This will center itself around Season 2 of Breaking Bad, so there is no car wash incursion with Bill Burr (don't know is character name). Another disclaimer about this soundtrack, even if some characters have bigger memorable moments later on in the show, their omission is based on the chronology. But I have been keeping track of character details now, so that if it happens, there is more to work with.

(Skyler)
My moods and the kicking
Can’t help but waiting
For Holly to come in this world

I live in this home
My husband is frisky
Fight with my sis
Shoplifting baaby’s gift

Tightened lips
Frequently absent
Keeps a second cell
Weaving his story

From all these silly quirks
In Vince Gilligan’s head
My son is called Flynn
Connect with my friend Ted

(Refrain)
But that’s
Not Right! Not Right!
Not Right! Not Right!
Not Right! Not Right!
Oh

(Skyler)
Seen Walt was teaching, Junior to be driving
Even when, using two legs
Hank is brewing, booze in his garage
The way he celebrates new promotion

Gretchen tried to cover for insurance shortfall
Revenge for Walt’s research, so he made reverse call
There are soo many lies, I hear in my life
Soon I’ll have my say
Divorce is in sight
In sight
My insight
In sight

But It’s
Not Right! Not Right!
Not Right! Not Riiiiight!
Not Right! Not Right!
Not Right! Not Right!
Noooot Right!

If you are interested in putting a face to this parody songwriter, I will allow this opportunity with a cryptic riddle. Should your travels take you to a town in Ontario, named after a historical emperor's defeat, seek me out in a place named after a lumberjack's preferred choice of equipment. Most Thursday's there you can find me, as they allow parody Karaoke songs performed after 10:00 p.m.. They call it "brave", but nobody judges on bad singing anyways. I will there for Valentine's Day, and you will know me by my song. Sang the previous track on this album cover last week. Couldn't hold the "berg" line properly. Expect track 4 in March.

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