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this young boy was born into a vegetarian family. The problem is, he doesn't want to be vegetarian. He hates vegetables!
Verse 1:With every supper I am dreading this
It’s too hard, tried hard
I run around in psychotic fits
I’ll fight hard, cry hard

Pre-Chorus: Everything you’re serving is a plant
Every time you serve it, you’ll get my rant

Verse 2: My mother says that I’ll get brittle bones
Bold face, I groan
The taste revolts me and it nauseates
Remain on my plate

Pre-chorus: Every time you serve it, I won’t eat
Every time deserve it, I want meat!

Chorus: I won’t eat vegetables!
I will not subject myself
I spit out that broccolini
I will not debase myself!

Bridge: Mushrooms toxic, and peppers stink up our small home
Carrot’s are stiff, and eggplants dumb
And who eats food that’s purple!?

Chorus: I won’t eat vegetables!
They are not in my belly
I’ll get a whole plate of French fries
Thank God that spuds aren’t veggies…
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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - November 01, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Funny how you and Abbott went the veggie route in this round. :). Nice twist on the OS title. Name me one other song, if not a parody lyric, that uses the word "brocolini"---doubt you can.
Blaydeman - November 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Broccolini- Wendy Gelsanliter It's pretty terrible, but I defeated your challenge. LOL! :)
bobpiecheese - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Love the twist at the end (ah kids, so unaware of their own idiocy...a habit so few grow out of), great parody, 555!
Abbott Skelding - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
I could definitely see a little kid singing (screaming) this. Simple enough topic, but it went nicely with the OS. Well done!
Matthias - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
My comment didn't save: I said this was like the kid's perspective of the Weird Al song "Eat It"... Damn computer!
Max Power - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Love the irony in the end. Funny thing is that when it comes to potatoes, people would think eating fries is good enough when it comes to having vegetables in their diet.

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