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Song Parodies -> "What Do You Eat?"

Original Song Title:

"Creep"

Original Performer:

Radiohead

Parody Song Title:

"What Do You Eat?"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Vegetarianism and veganism: It's perfectly okay if you are watching what you eat and/or you have ethical beliefs around what you should or should not eat. It reminds me of one episode of The Simpsons where one guy was a Level Five Vegan (doesn't eat anything that casts a shadow). I am not one of those people, so I thought it be interesting to see that belief pushed a little further. Original Song
Don’t even need a fork
Carbohydrates make you cry
I just ate a bagel
You said that I’d die
You only drink water
Only when filtered, girl.
You won’t eat that apple
Poison on that apple...

What do you eat!?
Won’t eat bread dough
‘Cause you have that weird gluten fear
Won’t even drink beer

Got you some chocolates
You threw them at the wall
You’re coming off as snobby
I want this Tootsie Roll!
You won’t use the sunshine, “The plants need it now!”
Well, aren’t you so special!?
Yeah, real friggin’ special...

“Don’t brush your teeth!
Hey, don’t you know...
That they test that toothpaste on deer?”
You are beyond weird

Oh no!
Won’t eat sugar no more
All protein’s out!
No fun, fun, fun, fun
Fun!

You’re looking really crabby
To live this way’s rough
You won’t burst a vessel...
Please just eat this pretzel...

And I will eat
These Or-e-o’s
Eat some cake washed down with root beer
Ice cream, should not fear
Hot wings, I will cheer

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Agrimorfee - October 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Well, that was special... :)
Rob Schneider - October 22, 2014 - Report this comment
The Skeldman. Knockin' down a straw man.
Blaydeman - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The narrative ends abruptly, but that's getting nit-picky. This was good. You gave lots of crazy example of extreme veganism, which was very funny. I think it's perfectly okay for someone to be vegan, but once they start trying to shove their beliefs down my throat, I'll shove a burger down their's.
bobpiecheese - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) "I mean, she wanted me to give up milk and peas, I mean, what's wrong with f***in' peas?! So I told her she could shove it up her chakras" Kudos to those who get that. Great parody, if a little abrupt at the end. 555!
Matthias - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
This must be one messed up person that you're dealing with. Super pale and toothless without using sunshine and toothpaste...
Max Power - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
I love unhealthy diet.

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