Walk through that creaking door
You'll see bats way up high
Outside there's gargoyles
Inside banshees cry
Dodge those giant spiders
As their cobwebs unfurl
No lamps only candles
Sure hope you like candles

Cause I'm a creep
And a psycho
While my neighbors are full of fear
This place makes me cheer

I'm cruising in a hearse
Or reading mystic scrolls
Each day brings a new haunting
You'll see phantoms stroll
Come check out my portraits... Their eyes track you down
Walls bleed like blood vessels
This is where I'm nestled

In here I creep
Blackened windows
That pipe organ blasts your ears
It won't make me sneer

Oh, oh...
Friends running for the door
They're... Freaking out
"You're Nuts! Nuts! Nuts! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"

The ghosts are kinda chatty
You'll hear moaning taunts
They think they're so special
Just cause they are spectral

Yes, I'm a creep
It's my burrow
There's a graveyard back in the rear
Don't need a John Deere
Plants are all dead here