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Song Parodies -> "Sneak (The Gollum Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Creep"
Original Performer:
Radiohead
Parody Song Title:
"Sneak (The Gollum Song)"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
We're walking 'cross Mordor
It makes Smeagol depressed
We're hiding from Nazgul
And orcs and the rest
But Baggins is Master
He tells us where to go
And he's got the preciousss
And we wants the preciousss
But I'm a sneak
I'm with Frodo
What the hell's Smeagol doing here?
Why is Gollum here?
Nassty elven rope hurts
Smeagol lose control
He turns into Gollum
Like some internet troll
Bagginss will not notice
When I sneak around
And he's got the preciousss
And I wants the preciousss
Yes I'm a sneak
I'm with Frodo
What the hell's Smeagol doing here?
Why is Gollum here?
He runs away again
Smeagol runs out
He runs runs runs
Smeagol creeps back to Baggins
Nassty hobbitsses
And he's got the preciousss
And I wants the preciousss
Says I'm a sneak
Sam with Frodo
What is Gollum doing here?
He has the ring here
We wantsss the ring here
It makes Smeagol depressed
We're hiding from Nazgul
And orcs and the rest
But Baggins is Master
He tells us where to go
And he's got the preciousss
And we wants the preciousss
But I'm a sneak
I'm with Frodo
What the hell's Smeagol doing here?
Why is Gollum here?
Nassty elven rope hurts
Smeagol lose control
He turns into Gollum
Like some internet troll
Bagginss will not notice
When I sneak around
And he's got the preciousss
And I wants the preciousss
Yes I'm a sneak
I'm with Frodo
What the hell's Smeagol doing here?
Why is Gollum here?
He runs away again
Smeagol runs out
He runs runs runs
Smeagol creeps back to Baggins
Nassty hobbitsses
And he's got the preciousss
And I wants the preciousss
Says I'm a sneak
Sam with Frodo
What is Gollum doing here?
He has the ring here
We wantsss the ring here
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Back in the days of the LOTR films, somebody wrote, "There can never be enough Gollum parodies." They convinced me.
LOL@LotR!
Phil - "One Song to faze them, One Song to daze them, One Song to make them laugh - to tickle and amaze them." BTW, J.R.R. Tolkein and C.S. Lewis were teaching colleagues and close friends. ;D
Thanks, guys :-)
Michael, you're right: there can never be enough Gollum parodies.. 'cause they're precioussss ;-)
Michael, you're right: there can never be enough Gollum parodies.. 'cause they're precioussss ;-)
Gollum as Thom Yorke - brilliant!
This was so f'ing precious.
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