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"Couch Potato"

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Here is song Number 2 out of my Weird Al Revisited Project where I parody all of the same songs that Weird Al has parodied and the same topics that Weird Al has discussed ONLY completely mixed up. This one combines Weird Al's "Lousy Haircut" with "Couch Potato" and a bit of "Inactive" tossed in for good measure but I also modernized it for today's streaming audience. Enjoy!!!
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I'm the Sofa Hogger!
Constant channel changer!
Trash TV Addicted
Brain cells have vacated

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I'm the Couch Potato!
Sluggish Couch Potato!

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I'm the Couch Potato!
Please don't tag my gray toe!

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I'm the Couch Potato!
Transfixed Couch Potato!

Boob Tube Titillated
Netflix Isolated!
I'm Recliner Pasted
Years have all been wasted!

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I'm the Couch Potato!
Slothful Couch Potato!

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My body's like Play Dough
Binge-watch every great show!

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Disney+ Committed
Buttocks Inflator
Stranger Things injected
Filled my Cortex Craters!

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I'm a Couch Potato!
Listless Couch Potato!

Ignored that Tornado
Trapped in Walking Dead's glow!

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I'm a Couch Potato
Torpid Couch Potato!

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Peter Andersson - October 26, 2020 - Report this comment
I didn't know that Al had done Prodigy's Firestarter - how did I miss that? Anyway - I like the execution of your parody here because the energy of the music is in total opposition with the new lyrics - great job!
Matthias - October 26, 2020 - Report this comment
Peter - It was on The Weird Al Show. He didn't do a full parody of it only 30 seconds but it's still very funny. Check it out! Thanks!

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