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Song Parodies -> "Tire Muncher"

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Parody Song Title:

"Tire Muncher"

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Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Yeah, this one is kinda crazy, I'm at . .
(Hey Hey Hey)

I think I need more rubber
Goodyear it tastes greater

Junk yards are restricted
Cannot be invaded

(Hey, Hey, Hey)

I'm a Tire Muncher
Crazy diet cruncher

(Munch, Munch, Munch)

You've got lovely tires
That's what I desire

(Yum, Yum, Yum)

Let me eat that plastic
And I'll be extatic

Food is over-rated
and they all get dated


It can't be debated
Don't need them inflated

(Feed, Feed, Feed)

I'm a Tire Muncher
Loony Tire Muncer

For tires I'll barter
Let me taste for starters

(Pay, Pay, Pay)

(Hey, Hey, Hey)

So I am addicted
To Goodrich Tires


My taste buds are jaded
Won't eat chicken no more

(No, way, way)

I'm a Tire Muncher
Hungry Tire Muncher

(Hey, Hey, Hey)

Give me your old tires
Really need your rubber

(Feed, Feed, Feed)

You've got lovely tires
That's what I desire

(Feed, Feed, Feed)

(Feed, Feed, Feed)

(Feed, Feed, Feed)
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Matthias - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow.... Dude. This was completely random. The most random idea I've seen you come up with (as of yet), and that includes Terrorist Penguins!!!
Red Ant - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Yep, that's pretty weird, Dave. Having parodied Prodigy myself I know the limited lyrics are hard to rework. I would have done "Carpet Muncher"... on whatfreaks, lol.
Peter Andersson - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Eating rubber huh? The security code says NUD and in conjunction I get some scary Brokeback NASCAR vibes from that. =8-()
littleTireCakes - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Dave, It is truly DaveSque! Crazy & sooo ~CABO-WABO~ It moves me: the ~Loony Tire Muncher~ !! Love that title . . . . I'll feed you, Tire Muncher!!
Jason - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Lol, really original as well. 555
Below Average Dave - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias: Random seems to be my forte, along with crazy crazy crazy ideas. . .but I digress because I've got nice threads waiting on the table ;)

Red Ant: Somehow Ant, I could see that. . .in fact--I probably wouldn't have been surprised, and yet I'd still laugh if you actually did it. . .

Peter Anderson: LOL, well, my character would probably enjoy NASCAR quite a bit, just keep him away from GoKart tracks as they tend to be built with tires, I can certainly see that vibe.

LittleTireCakes: Thank you very much, I like my tires with a tad bit of salt, thanks very much.

Jason: Thank you buddy

Agrimorfee - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Bizarro! "It was a very Goodyear!"
Matthias - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
The craziest song you've done to date Dave. Where was this during the techno/dance surreal round, there's no doubt you would have won with this crazy surreal song. Great original song (That after listening to it for awhile really bites at your nerves, but a good song choice, because I haven't seen an actual parody of "Prodigy" yet... At least I don't think I have.)
lilTireMuncher - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Tire Muncher, oh Tire Muncher, where art thou Tire muncher? whence the rubber meets the road, you'll find this burly Muncher teething!
Max Power - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Have a Goodyear
bobpiecheese - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-T) Okaaay, that's deifintely one of your weirdest parodies to date. 555 all the way, man!
stuart mcarthur - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) well that's the first time I've heard that OS, and you did a great job with the short lines Dave - and kudos for making a wacky idea work - there aren't that many tire parodies around - fave line: "It can't be debated Don't need them inflated " - "inflated" had to be in there somewhere ;-) - 555
Red Ant - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
See above - you did as much with this OS as you could have. I might still do "carpet muncher".
LittleCupCakes - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
L'Ant Rouge, Sir, anything 'munching' . . . is always cute & funny in my book! No matter what its shape or color!
Guy - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4T) BAD - This kind of reminds me a bit of Firesign Theater with George Leroy Tirebiter of the 1970's vintage comedy album entitled "Don't crush that dwarf - hand me the pliers". It has the same flavor of insanity. Well done.
Invisible Boy - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
"When I was 21...I ate a very Goodyear
Strange to comment late as I too thought of "Carpet" and "Georgie".5s for shear wierdness
Mikey Squirrel - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
ABC- Wow, I love the absolute random silliness of this one. I won't tire of this one. very well done, Dave.

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