Mom come quick!
Daughter's in a tizzy
Oh my she's got a pimple tonight
You can prod, you can pick
Acne scars will just mar you
Oh my she's got a pimple tonight

A cover-up here can't save me
Now this is so unfair
And a hangnail I've found--
Now I wish I'd die!
The zit's still there

Mom come quick
Daughter's in a tizzy
Oh no she's got a pimple tonight
I do think it's growing like a boil
See the poor girl acting so spoiled
Oh no she's got a pimple tonight

Doctors from on high say, "Rely on a soft soap to scrub it through"
But, golly gee, I'm needing 2, that couldn't help me really, 'cause my oily skin comes through
Oh Mom!
Oh my she's got a pimple tonight

Picking it, picking it, picking it (etc.)
Picking it all apart
Causing her face to look like abstract art
She's got a pimple

Baby, don't you know you'll carry on
Just please relax, Jan
Lord, get for me
Some earplugs, man
Listen how she grieves 'bout that pimple
That damned pimple, tonight!

Mommy!
Mom come quick
Daughter's in a tizzy
Oh no she's got a pimple tonight
She's got a pimple
(My face is blotchy!) She's got a pimple!
(I cannot face my friends!) She's got a pimple!
(Maybe I have got some allergy, what bad luck!)
She's got a pimple
I'll die! Die! (Mom, come and hurry!) Die!
She's got a pimple tonight!

WAHHHHHHHHhhhhh!...