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Song Parodies -> "The Most Vegan Man In The World"

Original Song Title:

"The Most Beautiful Girl In The World"

Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"The Most Vegan Man In The World"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

Could U be the most vegan man in the world?
It's plain 2 see eating meat would surely make you hurl
When the day turns into the last day of all time
it'll be gr8 to see everyone vegan and kind
And when the night falls before that day I will cry
tears of joy after all we've been through to get right

Could U be the most vegan man in the world?
Could U be?
It's plain 2 see eating eggs would surely make you hurl
Oh, yes it would

Thanks to you, i have wonderful days and spend hours
visualizing more beautiful fruit to devour, oh yes
Love your tao. Your face is gentle like a flower
I do bow (bow down) and feel proud in the light of this power
Oh yes, oh

Could U be (could U be) the most vegan man in the world?
Could U be?
It's plain 2 see drinking milk would surely make you hurl
Oh, yes it would

When the vegetarians give up eating their dairy pies
I know the meatheads won't be, uh, 2 far behind
Cuz baby, this kind of kindness has got no reason 2 ever be shy
Man, this kind of kindness is the kind that comes from inside

Could U be (could U be) the most vegan man in the world?
So gentle, so gentle
It's plain 2 see (plain 2 see) eating meat would surely make you hurl

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vegan minstrel - November 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Lyrics altered in recording of this at bit.ly/most_vegan_man where "eating meat/eggs/milk would surely make you hurl" is replaced with "watching people eat meat/eggs/milk makes you hurl" because the most vegan man in the world wouldn't be eating that stuff under any circumstances. Amen?

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