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Song Parodies -> "Coke"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
Original Performer:
Presidents of the USA
Parody Song Title:
"Coke"
Parody Written by:
Josh 2
The Lyrics
hmmm. Coke. not that i like it or nything :-D
Coke sits alone, a can on my shelf
I pop it open and guzzle it all down
I will eat coke floats with extra bananas
And drink it when I'm out fishing for bananas
Hy-per, Ac-tive
From drinking coke
Drink coke drink coke drink coke
I promote coke
Full of sugar, coke rots your teeth
But that alone doesn't stop me drinking like a chief
Like to have a can for breakfast
And then another 20 mill'yon in the night
Hy-per, Ac-tive
From drinking coke
Drink coke drink coke drink coke
I promote coke
Coke's good for you, it has veg'table extracts
Coke makes you concentrate and do better in maths
Ignore the lies, Coke won't rot your teeth
Better for you than eating all your greens
Hy-per, Ac-tive
From drinking coke
Drink coke drink coke drink coke
I promote coke
I drink coke out of a can, do you to?
I drink coke out of a can, do you to?
I drink coke out of a can, do you to?
I drink coke out of a can
I pop it open and guzzle it all down
I will eat coke floats with extra bananas
And drink it when I'm out fishing for bananas
Hy-per, Ac-tive
From drinking coke
Drink coke drink coke drink coke
I promote coke
Full of sugar, coke rots your teeth
But that alone doesn't stop me drinking like a chief
Like to have a can for breakfast
And then another 20 mill'yon in the night
Hy-per, Ac-tive
From drinking coke
Drink coke drink coke drink coke
I promote coke
Coke's good for you, it has veg'table extracts
Coke makes you concentrate and do better in maths
Ignore the lies, Coke won't rot your teeth
Better for you than eating all your greens
Hy-per, Ac-tive
From drinking coke
Drink coke drink coke drink coke
I promote coke
I drink coke out of a can, do you to?
I drink coke out of a can, do you to?
I drink coke out of a can, do you to?
I drink coke out of a can
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Hey huys, i made a istake in this, first line should read, '...IN a can........'
.......and thaty should be fishing for piranhas not bananas. Jeez was i tired
Great song LOL! It was a little messy, neater with your fixeruperers right there^^^^ But besides that, enjoyable, 4-5-5
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