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Song Parodies -> "Plump"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
Original Performer:
Presidents Of The United States
Parody Song Title:
"Plump"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
She's basically the female version of Weird Al in the "Fat" video.
Plump chicks I bone cause they like to nosh
Out hunting elephants and soon I’ll be squashed
She will munch on my ripe banana
No innuendo’s used eats more cookies than Santa
She’s plump, she’s plump
She sure ain't thin
She’s plump, she’s plump, she’s plump
Quadruple chin
Plump’s favorite musician is Cake
She did a cannonball and then she dried up the whole lake
Small chicks are mad that I'm her man
At “All You Can Eat” cafeterias she's banned
She’s plump, She’s plump
She’s fairly huge
She’s plump, she’s plump, she’s plump
Her rolls are cute
Noooooooooooooooommm…
Nom…
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
Noooooooooooooooommmm…
Nom…
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
Nooooooooommmmm….
Nom…
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
Nooooooooommmmm….
Burp!
Plump’s a blimp so Goodyear gave my babe a job
Plump’s starred in a flick a remake of “The Blob”
She’s not a butcher but works my meat
Car shocks are gone, Rocked in my backseat
She’s plump, She’s plump
She broke my bed
She’s plump, she’s plump, she’s plump
She gives great head...
(...Cheese!)
Is my Plump really quite big?
I think so
Does she eat more than a pig?
I think so
Yeah, Whew!
Could she break me like a twig?
I think so
Still she’s the gal that I dig
Out hunting elephants and soon I’ll be squashed
She will munch on my ripe banana
No innuendo’s used eats more cookies than Santa
She’s plump, she’s plump
She sure ain't thin
She’s plump, she’s plump, she’s plump
Quadruple chin
Plump’s favorite musician is Cake
She did a cannonball and then she dried up the whole lake
Small chicks are mad that I'm her man
At “All You Can Eat” cafeterias she's banned
She’s plump, She’s plump
She’s fairly huge
She’s plump, she’s plump, she’s plump
Her rolls are cute
Noooooooooooooooommm…
Nom…
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
Noooooooooooooooommmm…
Nom…
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
Nooooooooommmmm….
Nom…
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
Nooooooooommmmm….
Burp!
Plump’s a blimp so Goodyear gave my babe a job
Plump’s starred in a flick a remake of “The Blob”
She’s not a butcher but works my meat
Car shocks are gone, Rocked in my backseat
She’s plump, She’s plump
She broke my bed
She’s plump, she’s plump, she’s plump
She gives great head...
(...Cheese!)
Is my Plump really quite big?
I think so
Does she eat more than a pig?
I think so
Yeah, Whew!
Could she break me like a twig?
I think so
Still she’s the gal that I dig
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What is it about guys and BBWs? Gross! Not funny. 3sl
I used to think that way, NFC. Then one night thirty years ago, I found myself talking with an older BBW with a real pretty face and sweet demeanor. And she started coming on to me a little and my conscious mind was saying "No way" .. but another part of my anatomy told me that maybe there might be a way ..... And seeing as how that particular organ never steers you wrong, I went along with its lead and before you know it, we're in her bed ... and the thing I thought might be a problem (her big @ss) was no problem at all. ....... It was a real Eureka moment for me, and not just because it happened in a cheap motel room in Eureka, California (;-D)
Er, Lenny you said that your organ never steers you wrong, right? Wrong! You must be one of those 'Pigdogs' as they are known or a no account horndog as Grandma used to say! Anything with two legs and a V! Just gross, dude! I know fat girls need love too, but screwin' FPs, SFPs, and HSFPs is sick. These are also known as plumpers, lumpers, and in groups, uh, clumpers!!! In the future, please refrain from talking about such horrible sexual exploits. May Hefner and Flint reject any of your letters!
Funny stuff, but wow, that was naughty, too, Matty. No subtlety here. eh? :)
(Artistry) From the opening comment I was kinda expecting a "Get it? It's funny because she's fat" sorta parody, but this was actually pretty sweet. Still funny and kinda raunchy, but still sweet. 555 plates.
Matthias...wow...I would say you been hanging round me to long but you haven't,..so his is all you, writing about...all of her. Heh. All 5s this made me laugh
Not offended my the raunchy-ness...more surprised coming from you! haha Overall, a pretty solid spoof, kinda surprised I've never seen a "Plump" as well.
(Artistry) Yeah, this wasn't what I thought it was going to be at all. It was nice in risqué sort of way I was not expecting. I enjoyed it a lot, and this OS is no easy task either, so props there. Nice work!
So what you sayin' is that you like fat chicks, eh?
Still gross. If you're gonna fantasize about hottie's, pick 10s not 0s!!! Oh, you must be a fan of HBB and My 600 lb life on TLC. This is a turn off and if you get sprung by such filth, you are indeed sad.
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