What is it really that's going on here
I think the time machine is out of control
Now look at everybody out there
They talk real fancy-like an wear lacy robes

I think we've travelled to a far off land
You want to go back, there's no way we can
It's like medieval times, so easy made over
I guess I'm looking like a renaissance man

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Are you wearing a dress
Cause I'm wearing my vest
Gonna dance with you, milady, milady
I'm a renaissance man
You're a renaissance girl
It's the renaissance times

I see an artist, he's painting pictures
He wants to fly but he might die
I think we've all heard of Mozart
The dancing mob, you know, it never does stop

They didn't care for religion or devils
Shakespeare's plays were their only guide
And one by one, they will all be frozen
To come and live with me in 2005

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