I really thought your favorite colors were orange and purple
But you said to me your favorite colors are pink and light blue [barfs]
Ever since you have brown hair and your hair's in pigtails
Even though my favorite color was used to be... yellow! Is it true?

Because your hair is blonde, I thought it was light blue
Because your hair is black, I thought it was green [woman saying "Huh?"]
If your hair is red, I thought you're liking pink
But you just said your favorite color is orange to me

Well, I thought I said your favorite color doesn't match you well
And you punch me really hard in the face [punching sound, man saying "Ouch!"]
Ever since your favorite color's not the color I've thought of
Someday I'll change it, you disgrace [woman saying "Just because my hair is black, doesn't mean my favorite color is green. Understand??!"]

I really thought your favorite colors were red and neon green
But you said to me your favorite colors are gold and silver [woman saying "uh-uh"]
Ever since you have black hair and your hair's a ponytail
Even though my favorite color was nothing but... black, not lavender!

You are wearing green and your hair's black
But your favorite color is just indigo [man saying "I don't believe it!"]
Well now I have to tell you, "Why don't you really change
your favorite color to green, but not pink or purple?"

But you don't want to accept that and you're getting very mad
Now you kicked me right below the waistline [kicking sound, man saying "yeow!"]
Still your favorite color's not the color I've thought of
Now I don't want to see you next time

When your hair is blonde, I thought your favorite color's orange
When your hair is red, I thought that your favorite color's purple

Now I'd asked a teenage boy what his favorite color is
Then he said his favorite color is pink
Since he used to wear girly stuff like braces, what the heck
He replied "What else do you really think?"

Now I've heard that your favorite color's matching you well
Now his father's grabbing me by my shirt [man saying "Hey you!"]
Then he threw me right toward an open trash can
Though my feelings were never hurt [man saying "oh great"]

When your hair is black, your favorite color is green
When your hair is blonde, your favorite color's a girly shade of blue
When your hair is brown, your favorite color's purple
When your hair is red, your favorite was pink, is that true?