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Song Parodies -> "Periodic Table Rap"
Original Song Title:
"Pokérap"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pokemon
Parody Song Title:
"Periodic Table Rap"
Parody Written by:
Orion
The Lyrics
We gotta rap some elements - all 118 on the periodic table as of 2023. Let's get it on!
I want to be the best there ever was
To name the elements, yeah, that's my cause
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen
Fluorine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium
Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur
Use 'em, use 'em, gotta use 'em all, elements!
On the periodic table, I'll look far and wide
Across the groups and periods with elements inside
Chlorine, Argon, Potassium, Calcium
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium
Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel
Copper, Zinc, Gallium, Germanium
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
Arsenic, Selenium, Boron, Krypton
Rubidium, Strontium, Yttrium, Zirconium
Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium
Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Cadmium
At least 118 or more to see
To be a chemistry master is my destiny
Indium, Tin, Antimony, Tellurium
Iodine, Xenon, Cesium, Barium
Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium
Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium
Woo, we're at the halfway point, the lanthanides!
You're doing great so far, only 56 elements left!
Ready? Here we go!
Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium, Hafnium, Tantalum
Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Platinum, Gold, Mercury, Thallium
Lead, Bismuth, Polonium (Elements!)
Astatine, Radon, Francium, Radium
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Whoa, it's getting radioactive!
It's downhill from here, the actinides!
Now it gets tricky, so listen real good
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, Americium
Curium, Berkelium, Californium
Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium
Nobelium, Lawrencium, Rutherfordium
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium,
Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
Nihonium, Flerovium, Moscovium, Livermorium
Tennessine, Oganesson, that's all of them!
Use 'em, use 'em, gotta use 'em all
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
Use 'em, use 'em, gotta use 'em all
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
Use 'em, use 'em, gotta use 'em all
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
To name the elements, yeah, that's my cause
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen
Fluorine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium
Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur
Use 'em, use 'em, gotta use 'em all, elements!
On the periodic table, I'll look far and wide
Across the groups and periods with elements inside
Chlorine, Argon, Potassium, Calcium
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium
Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel
Copper, Zinc, Gallium, Germanium
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
Arsenic, Selenium, Boron, Krypton
Rubidium, Strontium, Yttrium, Zirconium
Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium
Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Cadmium
At least 118 or more to see
To be a chemistry master is my destiny
Indium, Tin, Antimony, Tellurium
Iodine, Xenon, Cesium, Barium
Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium
Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium
Woo, we're at the halfway point, the lanthanides!
You're doing great so far, only 56 elements left!
Ready? Here we go!
Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium, Hafnium, Tantalum
Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Platinum, Gold, Mercury, Thallium
Lead, Bismuth, Polonium (Elements!)
Astatine, Radon, Francium, Radium
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Whoa, it's getting radioactive!
It's downhill from here, the actinides!
Now it gets tricky, so listen real good
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, Americium
Curium, Berkelium, Californium
Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium
Nobelium, Lawrencium, Rutherfordium
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, gotta use 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium,
Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
Nihonium, Flerovium, Moscovium, Livermorium
Tennessine, Oganesson, that's all of them!
Use 'em, use 'em, gotta use 'em all
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
Use 'em, use 'em, gotta use 'em all
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
Use 'em, use 'em, gotta use 'em all
Gotta use 'em all, elements!
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