I'm lyin' here on my bed with a bad cold
I'm sneezin' so hard
I'm coughing here,dear God
I thought it'll be over soon

I can't stay in sick,feelin' like a
Helpless grandma
I really need morphine, 'cause its making me
happy
I said I will get better soon,
Still sappy,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the nearest ambulance
To the middle of my medications
And I swear you're just like a doctor
You're makin' me feel better, you're not makin' me
ill
You're not makin' me ill

If I haven't moved from my lousy apartment
That would have been a bad trip
All of the other doctors, they were incompetent
Maybe I should get some syrup

I can't stay in sick, feelin' like a
helpless grandma,
I really need morphine, 'cause its making me
happy
I said I will get better soon,
but I'm still sappy,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the nearest ambulance
To the middle of my medications
And I swear you're just like a doctor
You're makin' me feel better, you're not makin' me
ill
You're not makin' me me ill

Run just as fast as I can
To the nearest ambulace
To the middle of my medications
And I swear you're just like a doctor
You're makin me feel better, you're not makin' me
ill
You're not makin' me ill

I can't stay in sick,feelin' like a
helpless grandma,
I REALLY need morphine, 'cause its making me
happy
I said I will get better soon,but feelin'
sappy
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the nearest ambulance
To the middle of my medications
And I swear you're just like a doctor
You're makin' me feel better, you're not makin' me
ill
You're not makin' me ill