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Song Parodies -> "Any Excuse For Blood"

Original Song Title:

"A Groovy Kind Of Love"

Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Any Excuse For Blood"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

WARNING!!Not for the faint hearted!
When I get a thirst, blood vessels will burst
I take victims, you first, then, for you, gets worse
When I'm eating you, I can stop your heart beat
I can hear you last breath in my ear...

Wouldn't you agree, blood if so tasty,
I'll make any excuse for blood

All the time I want to I will kill and eat you
All the blood within you, anytime at all.
When I drain your lips, ooh you start to shiver
Can't control the pain down deep inside...

Wouldn't you agree, blood is so tasty,
I'll make any excuse for blood

Hey, what's eating you, all I want to do
Is take a drink from you, make your skin turn blue
When I bite your arms, wishing you were fatter
All your bones may shatter, I don't care...

Wouldn't you agree, blood is so tasty
I'll make any excuse for blood

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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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